#recember

Welcome to the MILF Department by dustmouth

Teen | 0 (Art) | No Archive Warnings Apply

Draco Malfoy, head of the Ministry's Invisible Lost and Found department, is not having a very good day; he has just received an invitation to his ex-fiance's engagement party, and now Harry Potter is knocking on his door.

Dustmouth's latest comic is so sweet and funny, with the creativity, unique details, and iconic fashion one expects from their work. This comic is just this side of hurt with plenty of comfort on top to soothe the ache. Beautiful, something a person could re-read a hundred times and never get tired of.

A Casual Affair by @faiell

Explicit | 5.6k | No Archive Warnings Apply

Draco wants to be the only one to notice. The world can go on adoring darling Potter while only he knows the real secret of him.

Oh my God, this fic is filthy in all of the best ways. The prose is gorgeous, and fai does an amazing job capturing this bottled feeling of tension finally exploding between them. Everything about this fic is on point and it has seared its way into my mind.

Long Way to Go by @draykray

Explicit | ~4k | Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

Jealous of Harry's previous partners, Draco insists they both travel back in time to take young Harry's virginity before anyone else can.

This fic has it all - scorching hot smut, jaw-dropping art, and the type of emotional depth that hits deep. And in less than four thousand words! For all its many selling points, though, seeing Harry give himself some (very literal) self-love (with help from Draco) pulled at my heartstrings in a way that made this fic stick with me. Do yourself a favor and give it a read!

Terminus by @greattemptation

Explicit | 11k | No Archive Warnings Apply

Good stories start at the beginning. This isn't a good story.

This fic is beautiful, devastating, and expertly crafted, and the reverse chronology is such a unique way of telling this story. If you've read @greattemptation before, you know you're in for some gorgeous prose, delicious angst, and soft, delicate moments of hope.

About Damn Time by @lumosatnight

Teen | ~4k | No Archive Warnings Apply

All Draco wants to do is eat his custard cup and nap in peace. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, when the Flamel House for Experienced Wixen is overrun with Harry Potter and his idiot friends.

Old man yaoi, you say? Look no further. This story is so damn funny, but also sweet, and heartfelt, and silly, and such a tight, smooth read. Harry and Draco may be ancient, but @lumosatnight did such a fantastic job of keeping them them. I adore this fic and hope you check it out.

The Empty House by hollycomb

NR | 21k | Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

Harry is separated from his friends during the war and stumbles into an empty cabin that happens to belong to the Malfoy family.

I know that going into a fic with no tags can be daunting, but I promise you, this fic is phenomenal and is better if you go into it blind. It is fascinating and rich and deep, and the prose is gorgeous without distracting at all from the story. I will read just about anything by hollycomb, even in fandoms I have never thought twice about, and I've yet to be disappointed. Lean into the surprise and give this fic a look.

(Re-cember: when I watch a movie I saw a long time ago, or not that long ago, but probably a long time ago)

I saw This is Spinal Tap in high school. Like a couple years after it was made, so a really fucking long time ago. I don't recall seeing it since. So I didn't really remember a whole lot except my friend Sean used to say "lick my love pump", and I remembered that the drummers all died, and not a whole lot more. Oh These go to eleven. Right.

Anyway, this movie is hilarious. I thought I was the only one who hasn't seen it a hundred times and maybe that's true in my age group but my Tuff Turf screencaps got more love than Spinal Tap but that's RDJ for you.

Anyway