#recapwythy

"Lady Luck is just another dumbass." finally, we know what she is "Listen, Sloan, this is a mechanically-incentivized intervention." oh Cumeye's got the batman voice "because he's been drinking, step one he's gonna take his shirt off" "Man, this is a weird fuckin' episode!" "I'm trying to think, does this guy have blood or does he have something cooler?" "Double blood!" damn he bleeds cum too "You think you're safe now? Just cause I don't have legs? You think I can't get more of those?" I cannot stress enough how little concept I have of how hard it is for him to get more legs just kind of a nice drunken execution "My name... is Raphael Hubert. And I... am hungry like the wolf." I get it, like the song "One Take Luke, that's what they call me."

"edging the Phantom Clock" "I feel like if it was manual, a fox would not be able to drive it." yeah that's definitely where that line is "a little machine that turns food into shit before dying" damn same "You left that food unattended, I gave you time to eat it, and you didn't." fox etiquette "I am the first fox to ever drive a car I'll have you know." "I think we may have screwed this one up, gang!" "Listen, if a fox can drive a car, then I'm pretty sure that I can drive a helicopter." "How high is the chopper at this point?" "I would say at about chopper height." "I have a plan, I don't know if it's good." "Hasn't stopped anyone else!" "Hey guys, just checking in, what the fuck is going on?" "Virginia Valentine, canonically a Yu-Gi-Oh fan." this is the most important lore yet "You think Harvey could've gotten us out of that? Harvey got us into that!" "What is a Chili?" "I'm a fox" that's so true worst rolls of all time trying to look at some cars "I call it Stand." because it stands beside him

"I thought the other campaign was the one with the casino stuff in it?" The Gambler himself is here, he sounds pretty rough though, like he died in his sleep "I need to do a bonus episode where the Gambler and the two-headed bellboy from ROCK like, do a movie commentary together or something." that will need to be the last episode of eidolon playtest, because it will permanently destroy your voice "I should not say that out loud, I don't want to record that." "Mr. The Gambler, could you recite some of my favorite lines from the video game series Kingdom Hearts?" "No." tenure's definitely worth a lot, people love to have tenure, I'm not like completely sure what tenure is though "All of you, despite not really following what the hell Quentin was talking about, do feel emboldened to gamble against Lady Luck." "We are bonding, we are bonding you to our will." damn got her girlfriend's name in one "Quick question, Lady Luck?" "Mm-hm?" "What are your thoughts on the Bible?" damn Sloane's about to tell her the good news Eidolon ROCK is all about meeting the primal forces of the universe and annoying them a lot "Roman empire, slayers of Christ. I'll take that one." "Alexis, is it time for another funny meme?" "Yeah, sure, sure. Why don't you show me that cool cat pic?" "Okay, I shoot him." it's like this whenever it seems like the pop team has the situation pretty much in hand "My clock just hit midnight." again this is how it always is with them "there is a white gooey fluid coming out from under the eyepatch" Ol' Cumeye they call him

"Nothing bad will ever happen again!" "Yeah, I fell from heaven, Harvey. I fell out of the sky." "If Virginia is an angel, then angel's must be good, because Virginia's good." "Aww." "See it's nice when it comes from the fox." "The fox has learned about religion." good Lexi's here with some Fox Facts, I don't actually know anything about foxes so this is helpful for me Chili ate a weird bug and she doesn't even care "Apparently dying is just sort of a suggestion." when Chili is the one who has to argue for planning for things ahead of time you know you're in trouble "Listen, it wouldn't be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if somebody didn't need to shit." finally we can find out what toilets are like in colorado "I'm not getting in an anime fight when I've got to take a shit." I think we've all been in this situation before "Harvey go to the fuckin bathroom!" Chili is telling me about patreon "I bet none of you have ever had your name read out by a fox before, huh?" that's so true "The fox is here to help you, you can trust the fox." can't handcuff a cat idiot "Can I let him shoot me" now this is jojo "More cops are budding off of the existing cops." "All cops are budding." "Oh my God Cecilia! I'm so sorry!" everyone should always be saying this "It's too bad there's not a move, for like, trying to suss out information beyond what you know." "I am going to dredge the undertow." eidolon if Chili could drive a car, 90% getting the car away from Chili

"Give me a second, because I have been preparing for two weeks to play depressed Ursa." "I try calling her." "Straight to voicemail." alright well that doesn't mean anything, no one answers the phone, that's the entire point of eidolon pop "Hey, this is Sloane. Why are... why." "Why are you familiar with the Adam Sandler comedy Click?" "I mean, it's one of the most popular movies of all time, of course." click is this world's borat "It sounds like saying a really bad cuss to your mom." "though I will say, an eidolon powerful enough to do this is... unusual." "Hell yeah it is." "'Hey Ursa, you doing okay?' I say putting my pants on." "Don't yell at Kane to do fanart for us." "Did you just say 'holy cow' and then 'fuck?'" "I guess everyone's alive now, except for James and Ursa who still don't exist kind of?" "So I've been asking myself, what would Sloane do?" "Oh, buddy, no." now that Sloane's having some character development, we need a replacement bad decision maker "I'm going to need all of you to try something risky, and fail." finally, something they're good at making a pull in granblue really is the ideal way to do that "I've been saving my crystals for armsfest but let's go." "I gotta admit Lady Luck, it's a bit tacky for the god of luck." "We playing blackjack or something, you fuckin' stereotype?" "Yeah, it's blackjack-" "Yeah of course it is."

finally the part where Virginia's a cat "Molly, as soon as we get inside, does Virginia feel the sudden urge to leave?" "A place for world-weary travelers, whatever that world may be," alright so hold on "This place is Switzerland, alright? Is that clear?" "No." "Not at all." "Don't worry about it." "I'm worrying about it!" "You have been granted mercy and you should cherish it." ferrets could be talking like this all the time, we don't know, we don't speak ferret "Virginia, if you're jealous, one of us can give you scritches I'm sure." "Didn't think going into this that I'd get out-knowledged on milk!" I mean you should've frankly, there's a lot of kinds of milk "I guess my question is, did you have running milk before you had running water?" circumstances have come together to form vore "What's wrong Chris, your milk to strong for you?" "She has several Nooks, but each one has one book installed on it." "I didn't expect anyone to get swallowed today! I feel like that's not a ridiculous assumption!" "Just out of curiousity, what small metal objects have people wanted but not been able to get their hands on recently?" "Smash cut to two hours later, all of our eidolons are somehow inside this man." "That Playstation Portable didn't sit right with me!" who would've thought, that that would not be the best thing to eat "More like the SPOILED milk hotel!" got em frankly everyone in the rock group could've given up their intelligence, how would I be able to tell "You accidentally just climbed up and spied on a guest through their window, huh?" "Yes..." "The Neutral Milk Hotel straddles an unknowable number of alternate realities and universes." alright that'll probably never come up again "We're just the shittiest guests!" well that's not that surprising honestly "I don't really like that we just confirmed the multiverse." well I have some bad news, from the future........ "That guy smelled neat." this is what animals are always thinking "I am a fox, ma'am, I cannot explain this better." "You know, you can load ebooks on the PSP as well." "Shut the fuck up." "It was something about multiverses, I think we're in one?" you best start believing in multiverses, Chili the Fox "I really don't appreciate people bringing angels into my hotel" this is it, the reveal! "When you are too tired to continue on your journey, take the instructions of a helpful stranger, and you will find yourself back at our door." that's cool, I like that kind of thing "Also, why are you an angel?" "Wait, what?" "Oh, yeah, you're an angel. Let's get in the car, huh?" I was completely confused about the door knocking sound effect, I thought it was in real life, and didn't understand how someone knocking on the door made the podcast theme song stop "What the fuck is Fate/Extra?"

"Alexis, what is justice?" damn that's a tough question "She's a zoomer making a phone call, of course it's important." "What are the chances that Sloane would cause more trouble in the 24 hours that we leave her alone?" "Unfathomably high." "I scrap with the firefighter." "For the record, I am flipping off the firefighter as we run away." "Wow, you think I'm useful?" "Status?" "A bunch of fire emojis." "Alexis, I made a mistake." "That's okay, we made it together." "Inside each Sloane, there are two dragons." "They're both idiots." "This is gonna go bad but I want to do it" that's the eidolon pop way "The thing is that like, rocket jumping doesn't work." okay that makes sense alright they have dealt with the second dragon that they created for no reason "Please call me 'boss' from now on." "Do you like to converse, Sloane Parker?" "No." "You shouldn't have died. You should have never been born." well that's mean "Eidolon POP: It will make you feel bad."

"My Eidolon can transform any oxygen it touches into glass." oh shit "Chili's just vibing, dude." "There's a lot of NPCs in this car that should logically be talking to each other, and that's no good for me." "Chris, how did you feel about Combos before and how do you feel about them now?" "Yeah, what's your tie to Combos?" "I used to like Combos, and I will always like Combos." "It's just like, light." "That's my gimick!" I see Luke had to come up with a character who would insist on introducing himself so that they would actually find out his name "What's a tiger?" "Imagine a cat, but real big and it doesn't hate swimming." "To be fair, Luke has gotten very used to the other group, his notes not really mattering" "This is true, I am extremely cool and strong." "Okay, I think I know what a tiger is now." "If you're listening at home, google the Gilman Tunnels!" I won't "Have we considered that maybe he's actually right, and that we can't beat him?" "Luke, I'm gonna suddenly remember that I have an Eidolon" "The problem is this group has -1 GEN." "Yeah, and the player characters aren't too great either." "I am going to become the Inhuman." me entering a depressive episode "fractal tiger orb" oh that's a good phrase "The bad guy's dead which means Luke can now think about the NPCs again." "I mean I kind of feel better about the fact that it doesn't have a whimsical name that could possibly be the title of a song." "That's true." "As you all kind of unpack and shovel into the front door, the camera kind of pans up to that hotel sign, and you hear like a, vrrr," "No!" "as the rest of the sign kind of flicks back on, to read 'Neutral Milk Hotel.'" "I'm actually fucking furious."