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"Lady Luck is just another dumbass." finally, we know what she is "Listen, Sloan, this is a mechanically-incentivized intervention." oh Cumeye's got the batman voice "because he's been drinking, step one he's gonna take his shirt off" "Man, this is a weird fuckin' episode!" "I'm trying to think, does this guy have blood or does he have something cooler?" "Double blood!" damn he bleeds cum too "You think you're safe now? Just cause I don't have legs? You think I can't get more of those?" I cannot stress enough how little concept I have of how hard it is for him to get more legs just kind of a nice drunken execution "My name... is Raphael Hubert. And I... am hungry like the wolf." I get it, like the song "One Take Luke, that's what they call me."

"edging the Phantom Clock" "I feel like if it was manual, a fox would not be able to drive it." yeah that's definitely where that line is "a little machine that turns food into shit before dying" damn same "You left that food unattended, I gave you time to eat it, and you didn't." fox etiquette "I am the first fox to ever drive a car I'll have you know." "I think we may have screwed this one up, gang!" "Listen, if a fox can drive a car, then I'm pretty sure that I can drive a helicopter." "How high is the chopper at this point?" "I would say at about chopper height." "I have a plan, I don't know if it's good." "Hasn't stopped anyone else!" "Hey guys, just checking in, what the fuck is going on?" "Virginia Valentine, canonically a Yu-Gi-Oh fan." this is the most important lore yet "You think Harvey could've gotten us out of that? Harvey got us into that!" "What is a Chili?" "I'm a fox" that's so true worst rolls of all time trying to look at some cars "I call it Stand." because it stands beside him

"I thought the other campaign was the one with the casino stuff in it?" The Gambler himself is here, he sounds pretty rough though, like he died in his sleep "I need to do a bonus episode where the Gambler and the two-headed bellboy from ROCK like, do a movie commentary together or something." that will need to be the last episode of eidolon playtest, because it will permanently destroy your voice "I should not say that out loud, I don't want to record that." "Mr. The Gambler, could you recite some of my favorite lines from the video game series Kingdom Hearts?" "No." tenure's definitely worth a lot, people love to have tenure, I'm not like completely sure what tenure is though "All of you, despite not really following what the hell Quentin was talking about, do feel emboldened to gamble against Lady Luck." "We are bonding, we are bonding you to our will." damn got her girlfriend's name in one "Quick question, Lady Luck?" "Mm-hm?" "What are your thoughts on the Bible?" damn Sloane's about to tell her the good news Eidolon ROCK is all about meeting the primal forces of the universe and annoying them a lot "Roman empire, slayers of Christ. I'll take that one." "Alexis, is it time for another funny meme?" "Yeah, sure, sure. Why don't you show me that cool cat pic?" "Okay, I shoot him." it's like this whenever it seems like the pop team has the situation pretty much in hand "My clock just hit midnight." again this is how it always is with them "there is a white gooey fluid coming out from under the eyepatch" Ol' Cumeye they call him

1. Ultra Operation No. 1 2. Shoot the Invaders! 7. The Blue Stone of Baradhi 8. The Monster Anarchy Zone 10. The Mysterious Dinosaur Base 11. The Rascal From Outer Space 15. Terrifying Cosmic Rays 16. Science Patrol Into Space 17. Passport to Infinity (I don't think this one's very good but it's where Hoshino gets his uniform, so it's a slight status quo change) 18. Brother From Another Planet 19. Demons Rise Again 22. Overthrow the Surface 23. My Home Is the Earth 25. The Mysterious Comet Tsuifon 26-27. The Monster Highness 28. Human Specimens 5 & 6 29. Challenge to the Underground 31. Who Goes There? 33. The Forbidden Words 34. A Gift From the Sky 35. The Monster Graveyard 37. A Little Hero 39. Farewell, Ultraman

"Nothing bad will ever happen again!" "Yeah, I fell from heaven, Harvey. I fell out of the sky." "If Virginia is an angel, then angel's must be good, because Virginia's good." "Aww." "See it's nice when it comes from the fox." "The fox has learned about religion." good Lexi's here with some Fox Facts, I don't actually know anything about foxes so this is helpful for me Chili ate a weird bug and she doesn't even care "Apparently dying is just sort of a suggestion." when Chili is the one who has to argue for planning for things ahead of time you know you're in trouble "Listen, it wouldn't be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if somebody didn't need to shit." finally we can find out what toilets are like in colorado "I'm not getting in an anime fight when I've got to take a shit." I think we've all been in this situation before "Harvey go to the fuckin bathroom!" Chili is telling me about patreon "I bet none of you have ever had your name read out by a fox before, huh?" that's so true "The fox is here to help you, you can trust the fox." can't handcuff a cat idiot "Can I let him shoot me" now this is jojo "More cops are budding off of the existing cops." "All cops are budding." "Oh my God Cecilia! I'm so sorry!" everyone should always be saying this "It's too bad there's not a move, for like, trying to suss out information beyond what you know." "I am going to dredge the undertow." eidolon if Chili could drive a car, 90% getting the car away from Chili

"Give me a second, because I have been preparing for two weeks to play depressed Ursa." "I try calling her." "Straight to voicemail." alright well that doesn't mean anything, no one answers the phone, that's the entire point of eidolon pop "Hey, this is Sloane. Why are... why." "Why are you familiar with the Adam Sandler comedy Click?" "I mean, it's one of the most popular movies of all time, of course." click is this world's borat "It sounds like saying a really bad cuss to your mom." "though I will say, an eidolon powerful enough to do this is... unusual." "Hell yeah it is." "'Hey Ursa, you doing okay?' I say putting my pants on." "Don't yell at Kane to do fanart for us." "Did you just say 'holy cow' and then 'fuck?'" "I guess everyone's alive now, except for James and Ursa who still don't exist kind of?" "So I've been asking myself, what would Sloane do?" "Oh, buddy, no." now that Sloane's having some character development, we need a replacement bad decision maker "I'm going to need all of you to try something risky, and fail." finally, something they're good at making a pull in granblue really is the ideal way to do that "I've been saving my crystals for armsfest but let's go." "I gotta admit Lady Luck, it's a bit tacky for the god of luck." "We playing blackjack or something, you fuckin' stereotype?" "Yeah, it's blackjack-" "Yeah of course it is."

finally the part where Virginia's a cat "Molly, as soon as we get inside, does Virginia feel the sudden urge to leave?" "A place for world-weary travelers, whatever that world may be," alright so hold on "This place is Switzerland, alright? Is that clear?" "No." "Not at all." "Don't worry about it." "I'm worrying about it!" "You have been granted mercy and you should cherish it." ferrets could be talking like this all the time, we don't know, we don't speak ferret "Virginia, if you're jealous, one of us can give you scritches I'm sure." "Didn't think going into this that I'd get out-knowledged on milk!" I mean you should've frankly, there's a lot of kinds of milk "I guess my question is, did you have running milk before you had running water?" circumstances have come together to form vore "What's wrong Chris, your milk to strong for you?" "She has several Nooks, but each one has one book installed on it." "I didn't expect anyone to get swallowed today! I feel like that's not a ridiculous assumption!" "Just out of curiousity, what small metal objects have people wanted but not been able to get their hands on recently?" "Smash cut to two hours later, all of our eidolons are somehow inside this man." "That Playstation Portable didn't sit right with me!" who would've thought, that that would not be the best thing to eat "More like the SPOILED milk hotel!" got em frankly everyone in the rock group could've given up their intelligence, how would I be able to tell "You accidentally just climbed up and spied on a guest through their window, huh?" "Yes..." "The Neutral Milk Hotel straddles an unknowable number of alternate realities and universes." alright that'll probably never come up again "We're just the shittiest guests!" well that's not that surprising honestly "I don't really like that we just confirmed the multiverse." well I have some bad news, from the future........ "That guy smelled neat." this is what animals are always thinking "I am a fox, ma'am, I cannot explain this better." "You know, you can load ebooks on the PSP as well." "Shut the fuck up." "It was something about multiverses, I think we're in one?" you best start believing in multiverses, Chili the Fox "I really don't appreciate people bringing angels into my hotel" this is it, the reveal! "When you are too tired to continue on your journey, take the instructions of a helpful stranger, and you will find yourself back at our door." that's cool, I like that kind of thing "Also, why are you an angel?" "Wait, what?" "Oh, yeah, you're an angel. Let's get in the car, huh?" I was completely confused about the door knocking sound effect, I thought it was in real life, and didn't understand how someone knocking on the door made the podcast theme song stop "What the fuck is Fate/Extra?"

"Alexis, what is justice?" damn that's a tough question "She's a zoomer making a phone call, of course it's important." "What are the chances that Sloane would cause more trouble in the 24 hours that we leave her alone?" "Unfathomably high." "I scrap with the firefighter." "For the record, I am flipping off the firefighter as we run away." "Wow, you think I'm useful?" "Status?" "A bunch of fire emojis." "Alexis, I made a mistake." "That's okay, we made it together." "Inside each Sloane, there are two dragons." "They're both idiots." "This is gonna go bad but I want to do it" that's the eidolon pop way "The thing is that like, rocket jumping doesn't work." okay that makes sense alright they have dealt with the second dragon that they created for no reason "Please call me 'boss' from now on." "Do you like to converse, Sloane Parker?" "No." "You shouldn't have died. You should have never been born." well that's mean "Eidolon POP: It will make you feel bad."

"My Eidolon can transform any oxygen it touches into glass." oh shit "Chili's just vibing, dude." "There's a lot of NPCs in this car that should logically be talking to each other, and that's no good for me." "Chris, how did you feel about Combos before and how do you feel about them now?" "Yeah, what's your tie to Combos?" "I used to like Combos, and I will always like Combos." "It's just like, light." "That's my gimick!" I see Luke had to come up with a character who would insist on introducing himself so that they would actually find out his name "What's a tiger?" "Imagine a cat, but real big and it doesn't hate swimming." "To be fair, Luke has gotten very used to the other group, his notes not really mattering" "This is true, I am extremely cool and strong." "Okay, I think I know what a tiger is now." "If you're listening at home, google the Gilman Tunnels!" I won't "Have we considered that maybe he's actually right, and that we can't beat him?" "Luke, I'm gonna suddenly remember that I have an Eidolon" "The problem is this group has -1 GEN." "Yeah, and the player characters aren't too great either." "I am going to become the Inhuman." me entering a depressive episode "fractal tiger orb" oh that's a good phrase "The bad guy's dead which means Luke can now think about the NPCs again." "I mean I kind of feel better about the fact that it doesn't have a whimsical name that could possibly be the title of a song." "That's true." "As you all kind of unpack and shovel into the front door, the camera kind of pans up to that hotel sign, and you hear like a, vrrr," "No!" "as the rest of the sign kind of flicks back on, to read 'Neutral Milk Hotel.'" "I'm actually fucking furious."

"I have not died yet, therefore I am immortal." "I'll see you in.... fuckin' whenever the next evil deity summons us at this point, I don't care." "You don't even have any apps installed, it is like it's a brand new phone." eidolon pop's always finding new avenues for phone horror "My Granblue progress......" okay first of all there is an app but people usually play that in the browser, "Can I roll to see if I have leftover Chinese food?" "Who are you?" "Fuckin', the ghost of Christmas past, suck my dick." "Alexis, this seems like a really bad idea." "DO IT!" "For some reason, you have a hard time paying attention when James is talking-" "What else is new?" "Who's this guy, Jarm?" yeah his name's probably jarm "It's so hard to keep these kids alive!" "It is fun to play! For me!" "Listen, you could just look at anybody with a leather jacket and a vape pen and pretend they're a Sloane cosplayer." "Listen, being a real person is overrated, you're really better off this way imo" "Now Sloane and Harvey in ROCK have been confirmed Granblue players, and I like to think that they have somehow interacted without knowing each other." I'm sure they've used each other's support summons once or twice "I got a Lamretta." oh hell yeah, I guess if you think about it Lamretta is kind of the Sloane of Granblue "I still don't have all my memories, but at least I exist!" me coming out of a depressive episode "Quentin I have spent the last five years editing this book as you were writing it, and you're telling me you didn't write it." hate it when that happens "You gotta learn the difference between colons and semicolons, you're a professor." "Semicolons look cooler." well that is true, he's right "We've opened up way too many questions about how the universe works to bother with church at this point." "Are you familiar with the concept of racism?" "What's that all about?" "Oh, racism." "Oh, I hate that stuff." Sloane's so excited about the idea of learning a new cuss of course Sloane maxed out the dissonance clock trying to talk to herself "Wait, have you been naked this entire time?" "Yes." "What's better than a nice naked breakfast with friends?" "All of the misused semicolons in the book are actually a form of code" perfect "The entire world will be burned until there is nothing but Sloane Parker."

"It's been a day, Virginia." "Yeah, I died twice." "You died twice?" "Oh, I don't trust Harvey to do anything." if this was an anime, it would cut to Harvey sneezing "It says, if you want someone to understand you, they should walk ten miles in your shoes, to the nearest town." great, this is with the best possible roll, fantastic "She could still be alive." "Yeah!" "She's probably not still alive." "Probably not." I love to be comforting "So far, you've gotten off better than everyone else who's tried to kill us today." I feel like I should say this more often in my life "It's like I'm always telling people, if they just don't kill us, we can be friends." anime! "your clock is just out there." "Yeah." "Is that a euphemism?" "I'm mature, but I've still got that youthful vigor, and vive." this is what everyone's always saying about Harvey "You know, I have an apartment, and a job, and a hobby." I have money, a salary, a wife! "Well, the last two times we've found useful buildings on the road, it's gone very bad for us." "Listen, eventually, one of them has to be normal, right?" "Chili just learned to read yesterday, and she can already read the room better than Harvey." "If you had like an Animorphs book cover, that was like a person on one side, and a house on the other, they're like that middle image." now let me stop you right there. a house is not an animal "3D Doritos. They're the PSP of snacks!" well I guess I can't argue with that "We're about to get assassinated by someone who makes hunger happen or some dumbass power." "Yeah, there's definitely something happening, I'm always in the mood for Combos." "the official state bird of New Mexico, a roadrunner" jesus christ "and then you see more text appearing beneath each of you, that says 'Dumbicus Losers.'" god damnit "Chris and Sabrina just hear, you know, the classic meep meep sound, but Chili, you hear 'fuck you.'" "I can take you to the motel, I am worried that there's just going to be like, you know, some kind of hair monster, or frankenstein or something in there." "Wait, anvils are made of metal." this can only go great "There was a room full of skeletons!" "Not my skeleton." hashtag notmyskeleton "Chili, I have an idea. Do you think you can drive a car?" "Chris, get outside the anvil please, I need you to have arms." "And now you're also rocketing through the air with no air control." "I think I have a plan for this." "Okay, I would love to hear it!" "So my eidolon's power is the ability to try and make people believe things that aren't true, right?" "Right." "So, if say, my eidolon had access to some sort of like, artistic tools, and could draw something, could it convince someone that that drawing is real?" "Do you think maybe if I punched the painting you just made to destroy it, that that would hurt the bird now that it's inside your painting dimension?" looks like we've got a classic chalkzone situation here "Harvey, what are you doing? You're in a random suburb in Albuquerque and the cops probably just got called on you." "What is Hitman but the Looney Tunes of video games?" "I just look at what's left, and just kind of mutter under my breath, 'no, fuck you.'" "You know, even with everything that has happened to us so far, I still kind of can't believe that we had to go through that." "Oh, yeah. We probably should take a left turn at Albuquerque." i'm so mad "You need to understand that every single one of your teeth that's still in your skull right now is a God damn gift from me to you" "I can absolutely tear the limbs off a grown man. I've done it before, and believe you me, I WILL do it again."

"Ursa is so needy and lonely that I don't have to worry about her finding other friends" jesus christ oh the paperwork department, I saw that in the gm notes "Quentin, my old friend, you're all on team expendable." "Good luck." "Don't need it." "No, we do. We super need it. Don't say that." "I'ma take a picture of this elevator in case we need it again." "Just having a real regular one in the Undertow." "I'll tell you what. After you've finished your paperwork for the eon, why don't you see me in my office and we can talk about a mentorship program?" "It's a miracle, for once, the POP group followed my fuckin' GM notes, I'm so happy." "Hey, Alexis." "Yeah?" "Why do you have 'hog' written on your hand?" "Honestly, this bureaucratic hellscape puts the natural splendor and infinite complexity of life to shame." "We don't want to collapse into dead." "Alright, clearly you have more leverage in this situation here, as all workers do over their bosses, a lesson I have learned today." damn that's one of my favorite lessons for people to learn "Remember, unionizing is about collectivism, we're talking about all of humanity." "Like this guy, and I pull up one of the skeletons." "I was thinking, three nanoseconds." "Mmm, no. No." "No, that's not gonna work. We can't even perceive time that short." okay so James is not a 60fps kind of guy "Can Ursa tuck into a spinball?" "Yes. 100%." all furries have this power "Total Eclipse of the Heart!" so here from the future, I'm almost positive that's right "It's some really old song for boomers." "It's a good song!" both true "and I found that the most effective method, was brutally murdering the unionizing employees." yeah it's always like that "It was a C- performance, but hey, that's not an F, right, professor?" "Cs get degrees." "Cs get degrees." "Within seconds you are all just, in a puddle of bus slime" "I throw bus slime at James." "There's always gonna be a little bit of slime in the Undertow."

"What is your conception of Chili?" "That she's really good at jumping on enemies." "Chili is a good friend." I love to hear that there was actually a scene with that alley cat, so even though I have no idea how that would come up again I'm glad the tie's still there "Chili definitely can read, she has read things so far, and that is terrifying in some ways to me." "You know when Dracula became president, and like, we had those series of movies called the Dark Universe?" "Sorry Virginia, we're having a moment. We're having a bro moment." "I think Cecilia is very pointedly looking out the window so you can't tell that she's crying a little bit." "I think Jack just groans slightly as you were bringing out your PSP." "Oh, sorry, he hates PSPs, he's always been a DS man." "Thus New Mexico was designated the Sword State, and Florida was designated the 12-Guage Shotgun State." "Oh my God, Luke, you spent so much time walking to that punchline." "Literally the only thing I know about Albuquerque is that one Weird Al song." "Yeah, that's true." "I thought real hard about making that into an Eidolon." "There's no laws, baby." "They're loaded with preservatives, and now so am I. I'll live forever." this is also my strategy "The prices are actually very affordable!" "We're rich, we don't care!" "Well you see, highway 40 is on the other side of this building, I've decided," well I'm very quickly not liking this eidolon "She made my eidolon a chia pet!" more like eidolawn, am I right I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be imagining all these things bursting out of people's bodies kind of FLCL style. Harvey eating food from the refrigerator that's part of him is the worst thing I've ever heard the good continue to die young "I wanna run over to the woman who's turning into a house." "Uh, she is a house." "Why are we only rolling good today on the bad decisions?" sometimes you just try to trick a bunch of houses "Buried in Bedrock is my Flintstones detective noir, thank you." "Harvey is wearing his jacket inside out and trying to convince Chili to buy a house?" "But Chili doesn't know enough about electricity to object." this is fucked up because Lexi knows everything about electricity "Luke, can I invoke the power of animal friendship?" "I think uh, I think no." "I can turn any pizza pie into a regular pie" with the power of 「That's Amore」 oh this must be that voice I've heard about that Luke absolutely shouldn't have done

"You are really going like a mile a minute, man, I cannot keep up with your train of thought." you know Stapleton being annoyed about not being able to get a straight answer to his questions is beautiful actually oh right I forgot the party is split up in a way that will probably not cause any problems "I think it would be way, way, way easier, and would just solve a lot of problems, if we just start burning things." "Sloane just senses that someone, somewhere, is in a position where she can call them a dumbass." "Beep beep, motherfuckers." "Sloane, you're very easily manipulated." "$3 subscribers to the patreon will know I've been trying to fuckin' funnel you people into that hedge maze for a month now." "Wow, that seems like a menagerie people worked a long time on to make as good as possible, but let's enter the building." "You're in a house, and you sense something below you, and what do you think? Oh, maybe we should find that elevator and go down, maybe we should look for a staircase, no, let's dig a hole right through the floor!" "I'm gonna scrap with it, I'm gonna suplex me a train!" "This is not what heists look like!" well there's a train, it's a heist to me "Eidolon POP: four players destroy one man." "This is the worst iteration of the trolley problem I've ever seen." "The things I write in the POP GM notes will come up eventually in this podcast, God damnit, I promise." "Sloane..." "Yeah? What?" "I blame you." "The phone you used to call the limo is used exclusively for limo callin'" "What's gonna happen to ligma?" "I said what's gonna happen to ligma?" "No I heard that, I don't understand what you said." ah you hate to hear the badass music stop playing "I can't believe Luke decided to do a ten hour recording of us in real time disappearing." "Piano lady, why don't you help us or shut the fuck up?" "Can you be more specific about the job, please?" "No." "Who fucking cares about the universe? What has it done for us?" "Didn't you pay attention to Helmut Bakaitis?" "Okay, piano lady, but I just have one question: what about bofa?" that's the cliffhanger for this episode, the next one will open with us finding out what about bofa

"Why didn't you say something?" "Because I died, and I didn't know how to talk about that." "Yeah, he's on speaker phone. Harvey always takes calls on speaker phone." "You are a fox, I am a man, I know more about technology than you do." "We could just make sure that your dad doesn't die. I guess." "The Grand Canyon remains a world-famous tourist attraction to this day, and after certain regulations were repealed by the Dracula administration, it became a hotspot for skydiving." "Fuck you." "Chili is simply whelmed." oh I love the young justice cartoon why haven't we put a restaurant in a giant cable car over the grand canyon in real life?* *note: probably for a lot of excellent reasons "I'm gonna take that gun." "Hell yeah, more for the collection!" "The achievement pops up, 'More Guns Than You Can Use.'" "We will collect every gun in the world." alright but they couldn't get you off "Chris is immediately regretting going along with this plan, since it requires them to be trapped above the Grand Canyon." "Yeah, I didn't realize this would be a part of the situation, but I guess I should have." "Can I get the chicken florentine?" "Sure, yeah. This restaurant has all foods." "Listen, there's a lot of serious businesswomen voices in this game." "He's gonna pull a D'arby on us" "No, I'm a helicopter pilot, I'm not a... restaurant... pilot?" "Remember that time you told me about how you outhustled Minnesota Fats cause pool's just pinball but big, right?" I'm so glad there's a pinball episode "I think we both learned a lot today!" "Uh huh, uh huh, yeah. I think I'm about to get a very practical lesson in the terminal velocity of a human body." "That's my gun. Where did you get my gun?" "I mean it's mine now." "Give me my gun back!" "I will when I'm done with it." I love Molly and Luke just barely not doing the Totally Reprise voice to say "floatin'" "Fucking fizzy lifting drink fuckin' ass" "Listen, we don't need guns!" "Alright, fine, we'll just go and check on him without a gun, I guess." "That's the secret, Virginia still has one." "Harvey finally is gaining human intelligence?" "Wizard Decapition Bonus x8" "Jesus, what was going on down there?" "Pinball, lady. Pinball." "Well, I guess Harvey D. Godlove goes hungry again." "We iris out." "And then, we iris back in." "Now am I a redneck or a cowboy? Those ain't the same thing, you know."

"Can we not, today? Can we not do this one?" "I am so fundamentally and morally opposed to the idea of calling this a musical episode." "Also, he owns a haunted mansion, that's important." "This is the most difficulty I've had getting through a Power Rangers episode, in the time we've been doing this. It's physically unpleasant, to watch this episode." This episode does have a good monster, I agree with that. "How dare you forget about Louie Kaboom." "Man, sometimes I love this show so much, and usually that's when they didn't have Sentai footage so they had to use the toys." "This is like such high effort, and yet it still sucks, which makes me love it" "If your name is the weapon that you use, and then you change what weapon you use, wouldn't you change your name?" that's exactly what being trans is "It's very silly, it's fun, that said, like, the part where you listen to it, is very rough, and difficult to get through." "I love severed head magic." if there's ever new cover art for TWA they should put Tackle Boy on there (yes even though it would be well after the season with Tackle Boy in it) "Also it is called the Omega Megazord, which is basically a parody name." "If the first episode of Veggietales was 15 minutes longer, it would be the first ever feature-length CGI cartoon." there really is something unnerving about that

"Crystal's microphone, um... exploded?" oh my god the piano lady from Rock is here "She winks and vanishes, but the piano doesn't." "Did we do more underage drinking?" "You are the closest to an animorph that has ever existed." "I am an animorph." "Hey, what's your name again?" "Uh, I'll tell you as soon as I open up the random name generator!" "James is just going to text the word 'piano.'" "We should name this diner that we're all going to." "Yeah, what's the diner's name, Luke?" "Rewrote the universe to have more friends and then just, burning those bridges." "You're not getting out of this with cheese fries." "Hey, what's your name, guy?" "Uh, you know, of course I have a name." "Shoving origami eggs into my mouth, grimacing as I chew." "If you wanted to, we could offer her to crash in our place." "I mean, you would have to sleep on the floor then." "Hi there, I am so sorry, I didn't hear the bell ring-" "FUCK OFF, CRAIG!" "Every moment they are down there, they are fuckin' shit up, I guarantee it." "Is there just a way for us to get to the Undertow?" "No!" well this is going great "I'll fuckin' fight this bus." Quentin pretending to be Ronnui is great "So, soundwaves are basically patterns, right?" okay now here's some jojo science "you're deepfaking Ronnui's voice to say whatever you want to" "It's my bus now!" if they just gave this bus to Alexis to replace her van it would solve this whole thing "This is an aural nightmare."