#really really wrong

how the heck does reading one post make you dead inside?

Fun new trick: when raising the show curtain, catch a tieline on the stove, so the entire audience gets to watch the curtain hoist the cooktop ten feet into the air! It's theatre magic!

Ahhhh

17th shard forums are the fastest route to my “FIGHT ME” reaction

i thought i had myself together but i was v. wrong 

and i was thinking that out of the woods would be like safe and sound