#react.

……. the mouse wouldn’t put out a kenobi superbowl ad. would they.

                 ‘    anybody else notice how when i shook my ass that earthquake started ( ? ) yeah, it’s a lil’ too powerful for me. ass got the tectonics plates shakin’ against each other. 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 might be my new street name. if anybody got a flashlight can y’all flash it over here so i can finish my hot wings in peace  ( ! )   ’

OK so the US government announced that aliens are real and I found out about it on tiktok?????? nothing feels real anymore

           as the disgusting slime collided against the delicate skin of GLAM, she shut her eyes tightly. her hands acted as a shield for her face & wig as best as she could manage. a loud shriek of terror escaped her vocal once the sliming ceased. “ bitch, what the fuck ( ?! ) this is caviar leather ( ! ) see, this is what happens when you don’t actually read the terms & conditions. ” rummaging through her clutch, she searched for her compact mirror. flipping it open, she observed the damage the slime had caused. fixing the curls of her wig, she began speaking gently to it. “ suzie, you good girl ( ? ) well my name is suzie & gucci think i love him. alright, no more sliming for the doll. it’s game time. ”

          CRU felt a grasp at her arm & immediately turned around in defense. the group of men began flashing money at her, which caused her to furrow her eyebrows together. deciding to play along she did a come hither motion to the bachelor in question. her jade orbs intently gazed at the male as she erotically danced her hand around the landscape of his body. grasping at his neck, she sunk her sharp acrylics into his flesh & forced him against her body. ❛ i’m not a fucking exotic dancer. flash some money at me again & i’ll break you’re fuckin’ dick off. now be a good boy, you’ll pay me for the disrespect. ❜ she whispered into his ear. with that CRU thrusted her knee into his groin & retrieved the money that was previously flashed in her face. as she strutted away, she switched her hips so that the gold chains clashed against one another.

        ❛   hold on, what the fuck ? we’re not movin’ or was that shot i had spiked ?      ❜ she spoke to no one in particular on the GREEN elevator. removing a pin from her hair, she went over to the electrical compartment of the elevator. wiggling the pin into one of the buttons until it popped off, she smirked at the reveal of wires. with her prior knowledge she grasped at two colored wires in particular & touched them together to trigger the mechanics of the elevator.