⋆ 𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑.

      ❛    islanders, i just got word that the thunderstorm started because the person who broke up with their four year long partner over text message did not step forward. which one of you would like to fess up to doing it ( ?! ) the storm is being controlled by deceit & the wind will begin to blow everybody’s wigs off. yes, this also affects the hotties because some of the them are wearing toupees.      ❜

      ❛    i want social security numbers. when they go low, we go lower ( ! ) they’ll be suffering a breach of security over twitter fingers.      ❜

      ❛    it’s a good thing we don’t have access to twitter because some of the tweeter dolls are trying it ( ! )      ❜

SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE SAVED, THANK YOU TWEETERS.

           as the disgusting slime collided against the delicate skin of GLAM, she shut her eyes tightly. her hands acted as a shield for her face & wig as best as she could manage. a loud shriek of terror escaped her vocal once the sliming ceased. “ bitch, what the fuck ( ?! ) this is caviar leather ( ! ) see, this is what happens when you don’t actually read the terms & conditions. ” rummaging through her clutch, she searched for her compact mirror. flipping it open, she observed the damage the slime had caused. fixing the curls of her wig, she began speaking gently to it. “ suzie, you good girl ( ? ) well my name is suzie & gucci think i love him. alright, no more sliming for the doll. it’s game time. ”

      ❛    we need answers ( !!! ) if it’s a hunny then more power to you, sis, but if it’s a hottie ( ? ) baby, turn that kettle on.      ❜

      ❛    it got real quiet but like we still need to know who sent an imessage to end a four year relationship. what’s the tea ( ? )     ❜