#raylanstitties

uhhhh... i’m genuinely not sure, because i think that’s a fairly subjective question. i mean, eggs and pee are pretty weird, which i’ve written both of. i also once wrote a fic that involved a dude being drowned to death in a bowl of his own blood mid-coitus, which was. pretty weird. also later Got Better and had his teeth pulled out pre-blowjob, but i’m not sure if that’s a Weird Kink or just generally fucked up.

hey, is this okay to reblog? because i'm identifying with this a lot rn

disagree. you’re completely overlooking the fact that tary’s a fucking idiot who was ALREADY trying to trigger other pacts by the end of the episode. it wasn’t a choice between “my friend who i value and a sacrificial lamb,” it was “my friend who i trust and an innocent i know i can’t trust”

omg stop or i'm gonna scream like a goat

you can use every single one of those things on your own bro

I mean yes and no.  I could use a butt plug sure, but theres no point in having a strap on with no one to use it on, and my nipples are not sensitive at all so the point would be using clamps on someone else, and I would only be able to cuff one hand on my own, and my jaw is too messed up for me to use a ball gag on myself, so that’s out.  Plus awesome dildos and vibrators won’t work out because my vagina is too tight.  

i would put both of the gnomes in hufflepuff. percy is the most ravenclaw i have ever seen. otherwise i p much agree

I could definitely see that. Percy does have a lot of Ravenclaw stuff going on, the only reason I hesitate there is that he’s got some pretty solid Slytherin trademarks too. I feel like he’d want to be in Ravenclaw more tho, and the hat listens

Scanlan and Pike could both definitely be Hufflepuff, although Scanlan is super complicated (and we’re just now getting a taste of that in more recent episodes). Honestly he’s the one I have the hardest time figuring out of the bunch

liam o'brien is 5'11, the twins are probably shorter. i like to think vex is 5'5 because laura is, making vax 5'7