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With the lackluster clicking and ticking of dodgy wheels rolled on stainless waves of epoxy resin floors, the bump and jump and jutter of the shopping cart sung in tune with the buzzing background bore of another 2000s hit.
Jax was tired. Exhausted, actually, recounting and accounting the many numbers in his head. Pivoting into the toy aisle and skimming stone eyes over a lake of cheap toys, already skipping the aisle of plastic and landing to the little rock pool of plush a certain little sun was already bounded over to. A little sun with a very cloudy expression--
"Bor..?" Jax questioned, steering his steel steed to a stop at the small boy's side. "Find anythin' you--
What's turned you into a puffin'?"
"J- Jax? -Hic- Jax! They don't have--" Tiny face turned to him, the small and pouty eight year old sharply glared up at him. "Wai- Hey! No puns!!!" Bluebird Callum ruthlessly swatted at the man's leg. "This is serious! Serious, Jax! They don't have Arsenal!!!!"
"Arsenal." Jax repeated. He blinked.
And then, there came the shit eating smirk Jax always gained upon sighting his latest prey. Shifting to lean on his trolly, Jax snickered at the grunpy kid. "The football???"
"YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNYโ!"
Ah, how wonderful, the pure euphoria of being an annoying big brother. Or, it would be fun, at least, if not for the wobbling of Callum's bottom lip. Poor kid looked distraught and far less distracted than Jax had aimed for...
"Th- There's no Arsenal!" Shit. "There's no Ar- Arsenal a- and you're making jokes, J- Jaaaax!" The boy in his favourite red shirt began to bawl, a very startled Jax in ripped jeans and a shirt hurridly fumbling with the plushies around them, grabbing the nearest life preserver in sight, a-- "Er- I- Callum! LOOK!
Look, err, it's Green Arrowโ! That's close enough, riiiight??? Callu-"
โ And Bluebird sobbed harder.