Hello Tumblrs it is I, your favourite.
So because I am a thundering dumbass who apparently enjoys pain and suffering, this year I have signed up to the Ration Challenge. The idea is, during National Refugee Week you try to live off the same rations as a Syrian refugee living in a camp in Jordan – so a bit shy of 2kg of rice, and then small amounts of flour, chickpeas, lentils, kidney beans, fish and oil. And that’s it. It is Bleak, Tumblrs. I am an entire moron.
Obviously, it is a fundraising activity, and they encourage fundraising quite cleverly – if you can get certain amounts, you “earn” certain extra rations (reflecting how refugees can sometimes get little extra amounts from volunteers, or NGOs, or finding work locally). I set a target of maybe £100, thinking that would be a fair amount. What I did not realise until after I’d signed up and locked myself into the whole thing – and what a happy memory this discovery was – is that YOU DON’T EVEN UNLOCK SALT UNTIL YOU HIT £125.
Anyway, I am currently on £290, thanks to some incredibly generous friends and family. This has earned me one (1) spice of my choice, salt, and 170g of a vegetable. If I can raise another £110, though, I can have 170g of protein! Like... An Egg.*
So... please sponsor me for my egg. PLEASE sponsor me for my egg. I am desperate for more flavour, and indeed nutrition, since the coloric content of the rations is 1700 per day, which is, you know. Too low. Also, the money goes to real refugees, which ultimately is considerably more important than my comfort for one week.
The link is here; I will let you all know how I get on (whether you want me to or not.) Thank you all, pray for Elanor.
*It will not be an egg, because I hate them. It will be a single chicken thigh (so I can boil the bones for stock) or half a handful of lamb mince (so I can make “koftas”).













