#rating post

E5 Prime Suspect: 0/10. No horses, but there is a surprise Neil Patrick Harris appearance. I’m just like Charlie Eppes in my dislike of change.

6/10. This movie has a fair amount of horses in it, both saddle and pulling horses, but I couldn't rate it super high because they're really not the focus. Replace the horses with bikes or cars and the story wouldn't really change (though my enjoyment of the movie would have). The quote "sink me" will be joining my vocabulary though.

Screen shots of some of the horses under the read more.

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This one is a strong 8/10. Love the commitment to the pose, the spacing, the seriousness of the front dancer’s expression. Points deducted because the overall impression is a little too much like the giant huntsman spiders that plague Queensland houses. 

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9/10 for sure. The pose. The costuming. The COLOUR. This little tyke is absolutely KILLING IT and their dedication to the look really shows. 1 point deducted because I can imagine exactly how annoying that long trumpet thing would sound and it is unwise to give small children the ability to make loud noises at their will. 

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10/10 I LOVE THEM. Elegant. Regal. The pose, the costuming, truly an ethereal dancing woodland spirit. 

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7/10 Listen. Listen. I love that they’re in height order. I love the pose. I love the contrast of their bright white costumes against the dark wall. I CAN NOT endure the clown aspect of this image. The moment pompoms and ruffs were added this image was lost to me. 

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A new hope: 9/10, much respect for him hes literally the blueprint, bonus points to Alec Guinness for portraying him so well with literally nothing to base him off, wish he was a silver fox tho

The phantom menace: 4/10, hes cute but his fucking haircut aint doing him any favours

Attack of the clones: 100/10, literally one of my favorite obi wans, look at his hair!!! Hes fluffy af i love him

Revenge of the sith: would. 10/10

The clone wars 2003: you see this shit??? You see this shit right here??? This is pure concentrated hot girl shit. The hair. The expressions. Now THIS,,,, is good food. 100000/10

The clone wars 2008: hatred. -1000000000000000/10 i cant even explain why tcw's artstyle just fills me with rage. Also they removed his armour bulk which is the height of homophobia. Where!!!! Is!!! His!!!! Armour bulk!!!!!

Rebels: 7/10 honestly major props to the rebels animation team for making obi look like alec guinness but the Smoothness removes points for me

This has been in my inbox for months so why not-

SAY GO!

G1

Blocky and simple, got them thruster heels, love it 5/5

Beast Wars II

Love the purple, but those are a little thin. It got heels though so good enough ~ 4.5/5

Armada

He should have a special attack killed “knee kick” sbffhjsd- not bad but a little edgy, not a sweet straight line like I wanna 3/5

Energon

Do like the colour of his thighs ~ And it is more smooth than the Armada version :> 4/5

Cybertron

Oh baby, dear, what is up with all those details and shapes??? Aint no sexy look, I am so sorry u.u 2/5

TFA

Heels! Big! Not the biggest fan of TFA style, but can’t objectively give those leggies a bad rating 5/5

TFP

HEELS! Best heels any robot could wear, those alone deserve a 10/10 would bang, I don’t even care how skinny the rest of this legs are (also sweet, kick Megan in the lugnuts with those knees-) 10/5

RiD15

Lost the stilettos, but he still got heels ~ Nice knees and nice G1-like style :) 5/5

Prime Wars

Love the green biolights and the shape in general, but those thin feet aren’t my style -3-  4/5

Cyberverse

Heels! Also the knee shape is pretty dope! :D Do love Cyberverse legs designs in general and Starscream doesn’t disappoint ~ 5/5

War for Cybertron

(using a toy for this because I couldn’t find a pic from the show and didn’t wanna watch through it to make a screenshot myself)