#transformer posting

I learnt the best way to promote my FANFICTION is to make shitposts about it

Note: Does not include comics, rb+rba

Say GO!

G1:

Cool boomer dad Prime

Headmasters:

Takara didn’t like that the US-show brought me back so they killed me again Prime

Masterforce:

Not Optimus but a human called Ginrai Prime

Beast Wars:

Me not losing my patience each day doesn’t get enough credit Primal

Beast Machines:

Preachy Preachy flat fuck friday Primal

Beast Wars II:

I didn’t know I was a father Convoy

Beast Wars Neo:

My Goddess makes me say out of character bullshit Convoy

RiD01:

I am full of compassion and love- brother please could you stop trying to kill me Prime

Armada:

No one understand that being the last bastion of safety and peace is fucking annoying, I just wanna go apeshit Prime

Energon:

If I don’t die at the end of this show I will fucking riot, also fuck you Rodimus Prime

Cybertron:

My love language is standing with my arms crossed and nodding Prime

TFA:

I will keep my feelings deep down and then snap Prime

Bayverse:

Listen if people stopped being fucking bitches I wouldn’t have to resort to killing bitches the whole time Prime

TFP:

I will keep my feelings deep down and just die Prime

RiD15:

I am alive and jobless Prime

Prime Wars:

I am alive and jobless and also sad, Megatron why do you only help when Windblade asks you, I thought we had something special Prime

Cyberverse:

I will hope for the best and for a nice retirement fee Prime

WFC:

You heard me, say GO!

G1

He aint even that bad, just a loyal little soldier loving his master. Might throw a paper ball at him maybe, but otherwise just let him do his job 1/5

Energon

This guy deserves to be thrown into the trash so goddamn much, you won’t believe it. His boss Galvs doesn’t even want him back, that's how much trash he is. Throw this bitch into a fucking dumpster and burn it to the ground 100/5

TFA

This one is ironic because he puts other people (Blurr) into the trash- But otherwise let him be, he spent 50 years as a spy, he deserves a break! 0/5

TFP

I mean- He could put me into the trash after inspecting my lifeless body and I’d let him 0/5

Cyberverse

There aint even any need to put in the trash, he just trashes himself because he is so done with everyone’s shit (I get you bro, I’d do the same if Megatron was my boss) HeHatesHisLife/5

WFC

Just like he put his emotions in the trash, he belongs also in the trash! Always out there with the most evil ideas >:( 5/5

Bayverse