#rat!!!!!

YOU COULD HAVE LEFT IT AT “RAT BASTARD” AND I WOULD HAVE KNOWN ITS THAT JACKASS

anyways ty for letting me write for my second favorite clown 🤡

💓 How do they act when they realize they’re in love/have a crush?

At first? Eugh, *lame*. Crushes are for losers, which he most definitely is *not*, but also..he’s never really felt like he does around you with anyone else. He’s not exactly a ‘get out and meet people’ kind of guy, all the entertainment and happiness he needs is either in his office or can be delivered there, after all. Besides, he’s played a couple of otome’s in his life and what he knew from that, and from his few friends that were or had been in relationships, he had decided early on that a relationship or ‘LoVe’ didn’t sound all that exciting or important. You, however, managed to wiggle your way into his narcissistic little heart and he found it very difficult to deny it.

You were a cool friend, probably the best he had, so much so that he usually felt annoyed or insanely bored when you weren’t beside him, either playing games with him or doing your own thing. Not only that, but he would often find himself feeling kind of *weird* any time you’d lean against him to see what he was playing or yank his hair while yelling at him to get a haircut. He was certainly not a fan of that warm feeling, nor was he a fan of the tightness that would constrict his chest any time he saw you getting overly chummy with any of his subordinates, but after dealing with said feelings for *months* he finally had to be mature for once and admit it: he had a *major* thing for you, one that wasn’t going away anytime soon.

Unfortunately for you, and him too if we’re being honest, he’s Stubborn and also a lazy bastard, so it would probably take him a looong while to get around to actually confessing or asking you out.

🍀 What’s their love language?

Congrats, you got a rat!

i don’t really hav one !! i suppose the one i got for christmas is my favorite cuz its the only one thats explicitly mine??