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When Florida State freshmen defenders Lorenzo Featherston DE, Jacob Pugh LB, Derrick Nnadi DT, and Demarcus Christmas DT assemble they become the New Seminoles.

Not since Pretty Ricky has an R&B quartet moistened cunt lips with such syrupy ease. Watch your collective backs 5 Seconds of Summer, there are new kids on the block and these back-street boys are in-sync with whats hot.

The last time I saw cosplay this erotically confusing I was punched for mistakenly stroking a Na'vi "tail."

Amateur filmmaker captures bike theft in Los Angeles' notorious Skid Row district. I wonder if this robbery was a clever way to get that L.A. County sheriff back in shape. 

You know you're in a bad part of town when the cops are getting robbed.

Corbin Dunn's Tandem Unicycle is like a Bat-Signal for the perpetual friend in need.

Side Note: I know you can't reinvent the wheel but at Corbin's Treehouse they'll give a wheel some serious identity issues.

Gib the French Bulldog tries to take a poop and is startled by the sound of his own fart. Oddly enough the same thing happens to Ann Coulter when she tries to poop.

FYI - Ann's farts sound eerily similar to Hitler's Triumph des Willens.

Routine traffic stop turns into another reason to hate elderly motorists ...and monkeys ...especially monkeys.

Side Note: First time in history a monkey on the back has saved someone from getting a speeding ticket.