#rap libs

Rap libs: Guilty Conscience

With technology where it is today, it's understandable that our generation has a hard time keeping ourselves entertained without it. Everything from our favorite games to our favorite books have been digitized and made easily accessible to the masses. So while you're browsing the world wide web in all its glory, I offer up to you a tool to help you entertain yourself. It's time to take a page from our past. More specifically a page from a delightfully small flip book containing hours of self-manufactured fun: Mad Libs. I modernized this one a little bit for you: enter Rap Libs. So get out one of those ancient #2 pencils and plug these into your original rap song.

(1) food item                         (15) word that rhymes with plaques

(2) noun                               (16) name of person you hate- first & last name

(3) Olympic sprinter                (17) a verb that shows affection

(4) adjective                         (18) a noun that's a symbol of wealth (plural)

(5) verb ending in -ing.           (19) a stackable noun

(6) body part                        (20) your favorite restaraunt

(7) female dog (plural)            (21) your least favorite beverage

(8) a scavenging animal          (22) adjective

(9) your favorite animal           (23) Gastro-intestinal disorder

(10) mythical beast                (24) obscure President (plural)

(11) mode of transportation     (25) brand of cereal

(12) emotion                         (26) type of bread

(13) an opposite emotion        (27) name of a department store

(14) verb (command)

I WILL ENTA'TAINT YOU

Looks like we at it again. (Make a lighter noise and pretend you're inhaling smoke). I'm goin' in.

Well, I got more _________ (1) than your neighborhood grocer. I gots mo' paper than a Dunder Mifflin. I'm an old school boss- call me David Wallace. I move more ________(2) than a jaded postal worker. Ship it priority... ________ (3). My rhymes is so ________(4), feel like I'm ________(5) on Shakespeare. Money oozing out my ________(6) better call the doctor, it kin-da hurts. And that's not funny call it Carrot Top. Got ________(7) flockin' to me like a ________(8) to a dead, bloated ________(9). I am a ________(10) bent on destruction. I'm a brand new ________(11) that is crashing this function. I'm smokin' that ________(12) weed that makes you feel ________(13). Confused? Read a book, ________ (14)

CHORUS

I don't need no platinum plaques cuz I got the baddest ________(15). Believe me,  Them ________(15) makes me a Big Mac, try that special sauce. Born to rule over all the ham-bourgeois.

Here I come ________(16) Heed my presence or I shall smite thee might-ily, Mother ________(17), come hither!

I don't need a library, I got ________(18) in the back piled up like stacks a ________(19). Hop up in the truck, you. I will Scrooge McFuck you. We goin' to ________(20) and you can't have none of it. You'll get ________(21) bitch, a whole big cup of it. I got that ________(22) dirty flow, call me Mr. ________(23) I got a wallet full of ________(24) just chillin'. Still don't get it? Read a book! 

CHORUS

So pop that bottle, pop that box of ________(25), We havin' baller breakfast cuz you know we break fast. Time out... Tim Tebow. Put that cup up to your mouth and drink of my wealth. That's 50 carat ________(26) bread goin' down your gullet. So mull-it. Over. It's party in the back and business in the front. That's a ________(27) employee steppin' up to me. No it's not a he. Yeah, she's a she. And she party in the back and she party in the front. Drop to yo' knees and beg for forgiveness, you are not worthy. And you are in luck, for I am not pervy. 

Uhhh, Eat a book, Mother ________(18)