Dec 25, 2021
god, i hope i donβt become known for being that one person on tumblr to eat random shit
#i have SOME self control#it's very weak and barely there#BUT IT COUNTS#i don't just going around eating random things#i ask permission first#my mom has to say yes#or google has to give at least a maybe#like the most random things i've eaten arent even out there#i have eaten sand#dirt#tree bark#random plants#dandelions after i was told people put them in salads that one time#have eaten rubber#wouldn't recommend that one though#bad texture and taste is not impressive or enjoyable#i have eaten metal#it spices food up with that nice penny after taste#it also lingers :)#for some reason i was possessed by a cat that one time and i tried to eat a laptop charger#didn't succeed bc father dearest stopped me :(#very curious to see what it tasted like#have eaten hair and finger nails before#i will admit that is weird but tbf it was unintentional#have eaten a half rotten stink bug#don't ask the story behind that one#i have eaten the cheek of an animal that i will not disclose#i have consumed multiple things of human dna but i dont think that count as cannabilsm?#it was unintentional and i wasnt aware until after the fact#and it wasn't like a chunk of meat outta someone
