May 15
Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker? His throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck.
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Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker? His throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck.
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"Don't you even know dignity when you see it" This was one of those stupid things that popped into my head aha sorry it's so random
I’m sorry…BUT I HAD TO.
Random Joke #1
To quote a text that I had sent to @somethinginterestingithink
“Stupid Joke:
NB = Non Binary
NB = Napoléon Bonaparte
Conclusion?
All Non Binary people are L’Emperuer Napoléon Bonaparte I.”
Hey Lethy. Why do Sweden, Norway, and Denmark print barcodes on the sides of their warships? So they can Scandinavian.
I love puns and randiom jokes - moar, please! XD
Here’s the one I like:
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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Anon - who sent me the joke - I deleted by mistake!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert - because he was stuffed!
Thank you - that did make me laugh
That time Alastor met Slender Man.
let me weeb or i am going to dangan you in your ronpa