#rageposting

GIRL?!?!?

I AM MAN I AM MAN I AM MAN I AM MAN I AM MANNNN!!! OK?!?!?!?!? MAN.

Hot take but the truth™️: Naruto’s women deserved better and I will die on this hill 🧍‍♀️

We don’t talk enough about how cruel it was to shove Hinata and Sakura between Naruto and Sasuke—two emotionally constipated soulmates with god-tier trauma bonding and a love language consisting of fighting each other to near-death every six months.

Like… imagine being Hinata. You’ve spent your whole life admiring this sunshine idiot from afar, and when you finally get his attention, suddenly he’s got a whole-ass emotional husband who:

left the village for years and Naruto never stopped chasing him

shows up once every blue moon and Naruto still smiles like the sun

had a final battle with Naruto so intense it blew off both their arms

got the “I’ll die with you” speech more than once

shares more eye contact with Naruto in one episode than with his wife across an entire spin-off series

Be so for real.

And Sakura?? Babygirl carried the weight of the “strong female lead” label on her back for 700 episodes, only to be handed the most confusing, unresolved romantic arc in the entire series. She should’ve ended up with Rock Lee—who respected her, supported her, and actually grew as a person—or with Ino, her rival-turned-soulmate who challenged her, loved her fiercely, and actually talked to her like a human being. That rivalry had more chemistry in one forehead insult than her entire canon romance.

Instead, the writing forced her into a marriage that never made sense—and this is where we need to get real:

✨ Sasuke never owed her love. He never promised her anything. ✨

He was traumatized. Broken. On a mission of revenge. He didn’t have room to love anyone—not even himself.

The problem wasn’t Sasuke. The problem was the narrative pretending this was romance.

Instead of letting Sakura grow, let her choose herself, or realize that her love wasn’t returned in the way she deserved—the story punished her for feeling too much and called it a reward. That’s not Sasuke’s fault. That’s bad writing.

Meanwhile, Naruto and Sasuke were out there:

gazing at each other like lovers across battlefields

calling each other their one and only

collapsing into each other’s arms like it’s a Tuesday

having full breakdowns when the other one was gone for 10 minutes

bleeding, dying, and nearly destroying the world for each other

BUT SURE. Let’s pretend the real endgame was two exhausted women and a pair of war husbands trying to pretend they weren’t already married spiritually, emotionally, and metaphysically.

Let’s be honest:

Hinata had more chemistry with Kiba, her actual teammate who supported her and saw her as a partner—not a mystery to be noticed for the first time after 600 episodes and a war.

Sakura had a whole destiny arc waiting with either Lee or Ino, and we were robbed. She didn’t need to be “chosen.” She needed to be loved—and the story didn’t give her that.

Naruto and Sasuke should’ve gotten forest married.

Sakura and Ino should’ve started a psychic-medical clinic.

ROCK LEE DESERVED EVERYTHING!!!

Hinata and Kiba should’ve raised ninja puppies and babies together.

Tenten should’ve had a weapon empire.

My favourite colour is red

I’m a theravadan Buddhist

My birthday is June 19th

I’m agender/asexual and unlabeled

Im a night person

I only ever wear one pair of shoes until they fall apart and I barely negotiate on this

I drive a bright red car named patria

I really like courferre

I’m English and proud of it, in the sense I love my country and the people in it—INCLUDING immigrants and discluding people who will ever feel the need to kick someone out.

I don’t like beans on toast

I can’t stand the smell of any type of cooked eggs

I don’t eat meat with bone on it

My nails have to be kept extremely short or I’ll crash out

I run naturally cold

I’m naturally loud and rambunctious

> ok

> dec. 13: also szomszed elhivja a szellemi serult napszamosat muanyagzsakokba gereblyezni a mar felig berohadt avart, ami valszeg tele volt rovarpetekkel ezen a ponton

WHY ARE ALL THE CUTE TOPS BABY TEES??? Why does everything cost a bloody arm and leg, I have money as of current and suddenly everything is ugly 💔💔💔

I found a cute top.. 77 dollars, for a top?? Mate you're dreaming

Real pic of me rn