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'Back to the Future' inside-out jeans should be all the rage

I like to think that unless you’re a non-god-tiered page, everyone is relatively equal in combat, if they’re equal in terms of personal growth + combat skill, most titles will equal each other out

Thief of Time vs a Knight of Rage and Prince of Mind would be difficult because it’s 2v1 but if the Thief was more in tune with their powers they can turn the tides

Stealing time from the Knight or Prince would allow the Thief to basically remove one or both of them from any time period, or steal their speed to accelerate themselves and do whatever they want really

Knight of Rage might have something planned beforehand, however, that would make the thief unable to properly use their powers [Fury makes them reckless, intimidation makes them incompetent, etc]

Prince of Mind, if able to get a clear grasp of the Thief at all, could just completely destroy the thief’s ability to think or do anything

I swear I know somebody who is a Bard of Life, I just can’t place who

The Bard of Life is somebody who invites the destruction of life or allows destruction to happen by unchaining the aspect of life

I imagine the bard of life being someone who walks around and flowers and grass and small animals just drop dead around him every once in a while, and his very presence is toxic enough to shorten the lifespan of anyone around him [regardless of his personality]

The Bard of Life also [similar to gamzee beginning without any rage in him, and cronus having no hope in him] may begin their quest without life. This means they may be a zombified version of themselves, or a ghost, or [depending on your spiritual view on robots] a construct

They can also invite destruction through life, meaning living beings and rampant growth can overrun enemies or allies and destroy them

People’s lives leaving behind some kind of destructive influence

For Heir of Rage I think I actually posted about that but that was back in the day and I’m actually too embarrassed about that snapshot to link you so anyway

The Heir of Rage is one who inherits rage as an aspect. They may be passively protected by fear or anger beforehand as well: Others may not want to do them harm out of fear, or problems may be solved through a sudden burst of strength wrought by anger.

You know, I swear I wrote about the Rogue of Rage before but I can’t find it anywhere

Now the Rogue of Rage is interesting because seriously, what the hell is Rage?

All we really concretely know about Rage is that it definitely includes anger, and fear, and both Heroes of Rage in Homestuck never do anything consistent

The Rogue of Rage sounds like somebody who can steal things for their allies by using anger or fear as a tool. For example bullying someone into giving you and your allies some grist or food. I have no idea what Kurloz’s mind control has to do with rage, if anything, but if it does have something to do with rage then you could just dominate people and control them into giving you things

Prince of Rage sounds cute

One who destroys rage! According to a thing Hussie said once, the Prince, in order to complete their personal quest, will have their aspect forcibly destroyed in them along the way. 

We can’t really look at Kurloz too well as a Prince of Rage just because he was Beforan, but we can see his Alternian counterpart, GHB, who used intimidation and rage to keep everybody else in check, essentially destroying their freedom through rage.

A Prince of Rage is one who can either destroy fear/caution/anger/motivation, or alternately utilize their mastery of intimidation / rage to destroy other things. 

Some practical uses off the top of my head

Intimidate people into destroying things for you

Destroy the fear or doubt in other people so you can do whatever you want with them, or empower them to fight with you