#quit having fun

I am going to be on my dessert soap box for a minute, okay.  Like, all right...lately I've noticed that, for being full of delicious food porn shit, Tumblr users have some of the worst tastes in dessert I've ever seen.  Like seven layer cake monstrosities with Cool-Whip and ice cream and chocolate syrup and candy and Nutella that probably taste horrible because too much sweetness going on at once.  Like the kind of shit little kids make when you leave them to their own devices in the kitchen. 

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it if you put it in front of me because, well, it's me, okay, sweets are my best friend but...damn, y'all.  Some of these recipes I see floating around my dash every now are the kind of thing that seems good in theory but in practice, you wouldn't be able to eat more than a bite or two without doing that shaking thing when you eat too much sugar.