#queen m

That would require a certain awareness about the relationships in this town, but it seems like most residents are rather PRUDE, don’t you agree? I guess I would like to see Stefan, Tyler and Kai for the males and Helena, Grace and Mylene for the girls in action. All six of them are quite the eye candy, whether they are single or not.

Perhaps you’ve already heard the whispers through the grapevine, but now it’s official: 

Mystic Falls’ lovely engaged couple? Is no longer engaged. 

Bring out your tissues, because there are CONGRATULATIONS in order. A certain somebody told me that Jace and Evelyn fled to France to become Mr. and Mrs. Durand in a beautiful, private ceremony that was held within the ruins of a castle’s church. If my tipster didn’t lie, Laura and Wyatt joined them as their witnesses while Stefan got the job of the best man. What an interesting and unexpected combination. I wonder how people are going to react to THAT, but oh well. What’s done is done - and I, for one, shed a tear or two.

Let’s just hope that Mrs. Durand brought her bouquet back with her. I would die to see who catches it and gets to walk down the aisle next.

Until then...

Xoxo, Gossip Girl Queen M.

No, darling dearest, I love it just as much as you do!

I cannot wait to see what happens once Jace makes Evelyn the queen of hell - and a little birdie told me that the two of them are close friends with our beloved faerie queen, Amalthea. Am I the only one sensing an UNHOLY alliance coming our way? Let’s hope that Lucifer and Wyatt and prepared to fight for their thrones. They got some serious competition.

As for the king and queen of Mystic Falls, why won’t you let me know what YOU think? Is there anybody out there that you would accept as your ruler? Anyone you would bow to?

Sugar, you and I both know that the answer is EVERYONE. A war is not child’s play and you’re lying to yourself if you don’t see it coming, but let’s see. Two obvious choices would be Henry Mitchell (Junior) and Katherine Pierce. Why, you ask? Henry is such a sweet boy. So sacrificing for his family - which is precisely why he could die faster than the others, even if it would be far from deserved. Speaking about DESERVED, little Miss Katherine is back and she is right among her worst enemies. I would be surprised if certain people welcomed her with open arms instead of murder weapons, but let me be honest. I’m rooting for you, Kitty Kat. Stay alive, heaven knows we need the hotness.