#quaddle

Dark Purge: I'ma kill 'em

Serena: Let's do it

Von Nebula: Guys can you please keep your murder boners in your pants please?

Serena: You can't tell us what to do clown

Dark Purge: WE ARE ERECT WITH RAGE!

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Siren: WE INSTALLED THE BALLS MOD INTO MINECRAFT!

Makuta: And maybe, they'll be a twist at the end!

Daniel: Oh that just be painful.

Siren, Makuta & Evo: (wheezing in laughter)

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Surge: (playing Kingdom Hearts 2)

Siren: (recording with her phone, throws a sock on him)

Surge: What-

Siren: WE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN! TWENTY THREE NINETEEN! GET HIM GET 'EM!

Furno: (tackles Surge with a blanket)

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Quaddle: [Why were you up late last night?]

Zib & Surge: Us?

Quaddle: [No no, you two are always up late.] (points at Stormer) [You]

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Serena: (picking a lock)

XPlode: (punches the door open)

Serena: (yelped in surprise as she accidentally punched XPlode where his nose would be)

XPlode: (groaning in pain) I think you broke my nose.

Serena: (sighs while deadpanning as she puts her coat back on) Men are such babies.

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Siren: I officially identify as a fucking problem.

Siren: (To Stormer and Furno(aka her adopted parents)) Your fucking problem, but a problem nonetheless.

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Core Hunter: Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair!

Serena: (sitting in a tree, flips him off) Fuck you bitch!

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Serena: (hugging Corroder from behind while purring loudly)

Fire Lord: Do I-

Corroder: (absolutely loving the attention Serena is giving him) Not a fucking word to disrupt her.

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Siren: (running around with a lit sparkler in hand) SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIRE!

Stormer: (chasing after his adopted daughter) SIREN PUT THAT DOWN!

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Thunder: (spinning in an office chair repeatedly)

XPlode: Why did we need him on this mission?

Serena: I have zero clue but my mother instincts are not complaining with his accident prone self.

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K: Everyone's been coming out recently so I figured it's my turn.

Meltdown: Didn't you already come out Nonbinary tho?

K: I'm officially coming out as a problem, your problem mainly so congrats your stuck with me.

Meltdown: K, no-

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Dark Purge: Wolfie's Villian Surge

Top Ten Fav Pokemon!:

Druddigon

Dragalge

Archeops

Stunfisk

Garbodor

Chandelure

Xurkitree

Tyrantrum

Scolipede

Scrafty

Bulk: It's like banging Transformer

Zib: That's no one's fantasy

Siren: That's a bold face lie Zib, your talking to one!

Siren: What happened Quaddle, oh your loosing connection you got disconnected.

Quaddle: N-oo-ooo-(gets disconnected from the communications line)

(Alpha team just in an uproar of laughter)

Siren: (walks inside the mansion from the front door) Guess who's fucking home, THE FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT!

Stormer: Kid no-

Furno: (shines a flashlight under Siren's bed) Are you gonna come out and interact with people today?

Siren: (insert demonic screeching)

Stormer: My non-existent ears.

Furno: Understandable, have a nice day.

Furno: What's a mix of Sad and Mad?

Breez: Disrugunted, Ashamed-

Surge: Smad.

Bulk: Here's a Christmas idea, we hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, we have to FIGHT whoever is under it.

Stormer: Bulk no

Stringer: Mistlefoe

Stormer: STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

(Siren walks in the kitchen where Stormer, Breez, Furno and Thresher are at)

Stormer: Kid you good?

Siren: (grabs a soda from the fridge) I did all the laundry, but now I gotta fold it!

(Siren faceplants into the counter)

Siren: Existence is pain.

(Wolfie is watching a TikTok)

Video: Remember, more Expresso, less depresso.

Zib: Well that's stupid.

(Surge takes Zib's coffee and takes a chug of it)

Surge: I'm still depressed but now I'm fast!

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

I’ve never told anyone about a possible childhood memory because I’m afraid that maybe my mind is making up because im a disaster or maybe is an intrusive thought or maybe happened but my mind blocked it so i’m not sure.

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

La Rue Morgue - Sigues Dando Vueltas

The Killers - Peace of Mind

Camila Gallardo - Nada Más de la Mitad

Mon Laferte - Tu Falta de Querer

Javiera y los Imposibles - Maldita Primavera

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

of something that happened in June 5, 2016 at 5am.

Oh boy I don’t know much about webcomics but I know Neokosmos is a sci-fi-y webcomic about a bunch of nonbinary teens if you’d like to check that out?? Same artist also finished a cool one called Apothecia!

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Uhh, 15 if we’re talking “on the lips with someone who’s not a family member.”

Foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

My brother’s name is “Frog-butt” in my cell phone.

Instead of celebrating regular-Christmas we celebrate some bizarre hybrid between Christmas and April Fool’s Day on New Year’s Eve, featuring prank gifts, Cards Against Humanity, and a permanently plastic-wrapped tree.

My dad is a stereotypical middle-aged white tourist. The kind who wears tacky Hawaiian shirts and takes pictures of the information plaques in front of historical landmarks.

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Ocean - When was the last time you felt completely alive?

Two weeks ago I had a really good time with my boyfriend’s uncle’s place. We had steaks, drinks, a swim in their salt water pool, and enjoying awesome music. I hadn’t felt so at peace, enjoying myself in weeks, months maybe in a year.

River - What sound makes you feel alive?

The sound of rain on a metal roof. Its so calming and can inspire me to draw or anything else. I can sleep best when it rains too.

Lake - Are there secrets you keep from your closest friends?

Sexuality Headcanon: Oblivious  I mean being like perpetually 10 (which is BS omg Nintendo/Game Freak, who’s decision is that??), its hard to say. But I think he’d have some attempt at homosexual experiences but I don’t know if he’d like it? I’d probably give the overall idea of “questioning”.

Gender Headcanon: Male

A ship I have with said character: Misty x Ash. My absolute favorite and probably will never change.

A BROTP I have with said character: Brock and Ash. Out of all of his companions, Brock feels to be the one who Ash had the best connection with and they even palled around for YEARS, like the longest ever. 

A NOTP I have with said character: Hmm I can’t think of one other than the obvious Max and any pokemon because of the again, obvious reasons. I’m cool with Iris and Ash, Tracey and Ash, Brock and Ash, but for the most part... I think I’m open for anything? I don’t really care for Serina and Ash but that’s because I’m not a fan of Serina as a character since she feels like an almost carbon copy of May with different hair and clothing.

A random headcanon: Ash really does age but he’s Asian therefore he knows the secrets of eternal youth.