qp concept: unfuck your sleep schedules together. for the love of god, neither of you have seen the light of day in months. ;_;

qp suggestion: smile and allow service workers to believe you're a married couple, because there is not enough free time in the world to educate strangers about your relationship style.

qp suggestions: back rubs. neck rubs. foot rubs. hand rubs. calf rubs? butt rubs…? you begin to question if there is any part of the body immune to rubs. you run out of massage oil, again.

qp suggestion: have an eternal anxiety attack at the very notion that your qp may someday enter a Real Relationship and your relationship will be demoted in their mind (bonus points if "what if they NEVER actually considered our relationship special and i was just deluding myself???")

qp suggestion: offer to make them food. constantly. don't have the spoons to make yourself food? you will still make them food. you will make them food if it kills you.

qp suggestion: have no spoons so spend hours blearily watching your qp do Things from across the room as a form of passive socializing, trailing sluggishly after them around the house, and generally wondering if your behavior is coming off as creepy or Too Clingy™

I want to go to sewell park with my girlfriend