for magical hijinks, bodyswap but its lily and magui who gets swapped
magical hijinks prompt game
I continue to kiss your brain every single time you tell me some insane shit. The conversations we’ve had around this prompt are truly insane and unhinged and I wouldn’t have it any other way <33 This WILL be a full fic at some point so if you’re interested keep an eye out. It would explore more of the magui/oscar implications and also the lily/magui ones because I love this!! But for now this will be a prompt fill . I hope you enjoy it !
Landolily | Body-swap | ~0.9 k
When Lily wakes up, it’s to the feeling of soft kisses being peppered along her torso — down between the valley of her breasts, over her navel, and along the waistband of her underwear. Deft thumbs hook into the thin straps over her hips, gently pulling them down while Oscar presses kisses down her legs.Â
Slowly, she lets her eyes open, blinking awake into the dark room. She can’t help but furrow her brows, almost certain they left the curtains half open when they went to bed last night given how much Lily likes waking up to the sun soaking her.Â
Under the sheets, Oscar bites into her thigh, lapping at it immediately after he does. Fuck, as good as it feels that definitelyisn’t right. Oscar’s not a biter for starters, he’s always been so gentle with her. A little too gentle sometimes. And even if by some miracle he decided to start indulging her unspoken fantasies now, the teeth are all wrong. The sharpest points of his bite feels too far apart, almost as if it were his canines digging in the most and not the two right in front.Â
Her thoughts are cut off when Weird-Oscar presses a kiss to her entrance, the tip of his nose pushing against the hood of her clit. He nuzzles into her, breathing her in as he presses kisses along the outer edge of her lips.Â
“Mhm,” Lily moans, arching into the touch, her fingers latching into his… curls? That’s not right. Lily frowns, dragging her nails through his hair experimentally. His hair feels messy, loose ringlets that have tussled out during his sleep.Â
Before she can say anything more, Almost-Certainly-Not-Her-Oscar is pushing into her, the tip of his tongue lapping at her entrance, lips latching onto her labia.Â
“Fuck,” she moans, fingers tugging against his hair, pushing him further into her. He goes willingly, shifting under the sheets to hold onto her hips. His hands feel bigger than they should as well, thumbs meeting each other just short of her navel. Fuck, yeah this is definitely not her Oscar.Â
She’s heard about this before. People temporarily switching with different versions of themselves across realities, swapping bodies with someone else, a whole assortment of bizarre things that can happen when a little bit of magic is involved. The general consensus is it doesn’t really count if you do something with another version of your partner.Â
Assuming it is your partner, of course.Â
It’s hard for her to dwell on the ethical implications of whatever is going on while kisses are being pressed against her core, her mind melting more with each one.Â
The man — who she hopes is another version of Oscar — brings one hand down, slowly pushing the tip of his finger into her cunt. His tongue latches onto her clit, tip circling it with practiced precision all while his finger continues to work into her. It goes in easier than it should, the usual tension she experiences seemingly nonexistent here.Â
Lily can’t help the string of moans and curses she lets out, fingers tensing at the feeling, hips bucking up to meet his lips.Â
This Oscar seems to capitalise on simplicity. His lips sucking against her gently while his fingers curl to find the soft spot within her that has her seeing stars in secondsÂ
She lets herself revel in it — the feeling of his hair tickling her over-sensitive thighs, the way his other thumb presses right underneath her navel, the feeling of his shoulders holding her apart every time she tries to close them.
Fuck, he’s really, really good at this.Â
It doesn’t take long for warmth to start coiling behind her navel. The build up steady yet entirely unexpected.Â
Seemingly sensing her nearing the edge, he hums against her, tongue suckling her with a steady fervour, fingers curlings with precision.Â
Lily’s jaw drops with a strangled moan, tipping over the edge before she can do anything to stop it. She feels her eyes squeeze shut, the back of her eyelids painted white hot as pleasure courses through her.Â
He continues to suck on her clit, gently easing as he helps her ride out her orgasm, fingers slowing before stilling entirely.Â
Eventually, after what feels like hours, Lily begins to whine in overstimulation, pulling her hips away from the feeling.Â
Beneath the sheets, Alternative-Universe-Oscar chuckles to himself, pressing a final kiss against her before pulling back, easing his fingers out gently, wiping against the sheets.Â
Her fingers release their clutch against his hair, falling against the sheets uselessly while she takes a deep steadying breath. Her mouth feels dry, her head pounding, and her cunt aching in the best way possible.Â
“Jesus Mags, nearly fuckin’ ripped my hair out,” he chuckles beneath her, pushing the covers up and over his head.Â
Lily frowns, eyes shooting open. Pushing onto her elbows, she looks down at Lando emerging from beneath the sheets, dopy smile plastered against his wet lips as he grins up at her all 32 teeth on display.Â
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> No he wouldn’t he hates women and only sees them as sex objects
> That is objectively false. He has loving relationships and normal interactions with women on your tv screen.
> I think sometimes when people assume Dean hates women it’s because they ascribe misogynist thinking to him based on stereotypes about men who are blue collar
> Dean says skank. I can’t believe deangirls think Dean has never said anything misogynist and is the number one feminist
> That is a brand new sentence.
> Dean was only responsible for a few of the uses of “skank” in the episodes you listed yet you and all your friends attribute every use of “skank” to him automatically. And intentionally avoid the context. How interesting.
> The context doesn’t matter, you misogynist. I bet you’re a racist too.
> I’m so confused right now. Can a man not say skank AND be into clam diving? Is your world that narrow???
> Wow. Dean be blue collar? How stupid. He’s a criminal, therefore does not count.
> Don’t be pedantic. Also you’re wrong. Also Kripke literally said they’re blue collar.
> Dean can’t be truly blue collar because Kripke couldn’t have read Marx’s example of the value of a linen coat in Das Kapital*. People who are not as educated as me on Theory couldn’t possibly understand what it means for a character to experience class-related stereotyping.
* this is an example Marx uses to explain the value of commodities and has nothing to do with anything we are talking about except in the most convoluted way possible.
he’s not eating vegan pussy, he is not burying his face in that bush, he is turning his nose up at eating even the most shaved, perfect pussy out there. he is holding her head down during a blowjob, coming before he can manage to fuck her, and leaving. let’s be so real here