#pushups challenge

Well, isn't this a soft challenge? Let's find out!

Runaan, love, can you take a break from your dares and help me in the workshop for a while? *pulls Runaan after me into the workshop and positions him just so* There we go! Now, help me keep count, hmm? *puts hands near Runaan's head and feet on box, starts doing pushups*

One *smooch*

Two *smooch*

Three *smooch*

Four *smooch*

Five *smooch*

Six--Runaan, no fair holding onto my horns, now-- Runaan, my science!

*is entirely distracted by my handsomely determined husband*

Oops. Well, apparently the answer is six, love.

Like five. Maybe ten if he’s holding really still. I’m not sure how Xadian weights and measures translate into human imperial, but he’s probably around 250-300 pounds of solid muscle, and he’s really tall, too. That’s a lot to lift for an elf who focuses on speed and agility instead of raw power.

When I inevitably collapse under his weight, though, he does give me consolation kisses while I’m lying there gasping for air. And then he picks me up and bench presses me. *helpless sigh* It’s fine, though. I’m really good at planking.