#planking

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Tried my hand at one of those planking til fail videos and boy do I suck at this. Barely lasted 40 seconds. Guess I’ll have to try again when I’m not already exhausted.

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Decided to post em a lil early since it was a clear tie 😝

The internet changed everything.

Not all at once.

Slowly.

One strange trend at a time.

Every year seemed to arrive with a new challenge, a new joke, or a new idea that somehow spread across the entire world before anyone had time to ask why.

And somehow the bros always ended up joining in.

Part I — Planking (2011)

It started with confusion.

Brock opened his phone one afternoon and found photo after photo of people lying perfectly straight on random objects.

Benches.

Picnic tables.

Shopping mall railings.

Bus stops.

Nobody could explain why it was funny.

That only made it spread faster.

Within days the bros were competing to find the most ridiculous location possible.

One bro balanced across a fountain edge.

Another stretched himself across a food-court table while shoppers stared in disbelief.

Every successful plank demanded photographic evidence.

Without the picture, it never happened.

The challenge itself wasn't important.

The photo was.

For the first time, everyone understood that the internet could turn absolutely anything into a worldwide event.

Part II — Ice Bucket Challenge (2014)

Then came the nominations.

Nobody felt safe.

One moment everything was normal.

The next moment a notification appeared.

"You've been nominated."

Twenty-four hours.

That was all the time you got.

Brock spent the entire day pretending he had forgotten.

His friends spent the entire day reminding him.

By sunset a crowd had gathered in the backyard.

Phones appeared from every direction.

The bucket rose.

The countdown began.

Three.

Two.

One.

The freezing water crashed over him like a tidal wave.

Everyone exploded into laughter.

Within minutes the video was online.

By morning dozens of comments had already appeared.

The challenge wasn't just happening in one neighborhood anymore.

It was happening everywhere.

Millions of people participating in the exact same moment.

Part III — Mannequin Challenge (2016)

The next challenge was somehow even stranger.

No water.

No stunts.

No movement at all.

The entire point was to freeze.

Schools froze.

Restaurants froze.

Sports teams froze.

Entire parties froze in place while a camera moved between motionless people.

The bros decided to go bigger.

An entire gym.

Weights suspended mid-lift.

Basketballs frozen in midair.

Conversations stopped halfway through a sentence.

For nearly a minute nobody moved.

Nobody blinked.

Nobody laughed.

The camera drifted slowly through the scene.

Then recording stopped.

The room immediately collapsed into chaos.

Everyone laughing.

Everyone talking.

Everyone checking the video.

For a few seconds, the impossible looked real.

And the internet loved it.

Part IV — The Selfie Era

Eventually the challenges mattered less than the memories surrounding them.

The real trend was documentation.

Every event became a photo.

Every trip became a post.

Every gathering ended with someone shouting:

"Wait. One more picture."

Brock stood at the center of the group while everyone crowded together beneath city lights.

Years of internet culture sat inside a single camera roll.

The planking photos.

The ice bucket videos.

The mannequin challenge recordings.

Thousands of moments preserved forever.

The internet spent years teaching people to share everything.

And somehow the best part wasn't the challenges.

It was having people worth sharing them with.

The internet gave every generation its trends.

Some lasted weeks. Some lasted years.

Planking. Ice buckets. Mannequin challenges. Endless selfies.

Most of the challenges have faded away.

The memories haven't.

Years later, nobody remembers every post or every view count.

People remember who was standing beside them when the photo was taken.

The Golden Army adapts to every era, but some things never change.

Brotherhood. Loyalty. Shared memories.

Stay connected. Stay active. Stay Gold