Nov 28, 2025
he’s TOO grown for this
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he’s TOO grown for this
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The first time someone referred to me as "pushing 30" I was 25 and that's crazy because I kept getting called almost 30 every year since. At some point it feels like being Almost Thirty™ is this strange never ending limbo that you can't escape from. I think I'm going to be almost 30 forever.
This is how the internet sees age.
20: Underaged Minor 21: Just three years out of highschool 22: Unc 23: Chopped unc 24: Stupid idiot baby with no frontal lobe but also chopped unc at the same time 25: Almost 30 26: Almost 30 27: Almost 30 28: Almost 30 29: 30 30: 30 again 31: Pushing 40
Im going through my first Saturn return honestly I decided to be excited about it after fearing it 🤣 I woke up one day and I was like well in a year or two things will change ANYWAY so why not look forward to see whatever results we’ll have ???
You just know getting called a grown man and late to the party hurt him 😭
my barfdayyy
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Happy birthday to me
in a modern universe, reiner would’ve canonically been born august 1st 1997, making him 29 . . . what a grown sexy husband age
Guys I’ll be twenty-ate in exactly 7 days 😭