May 1
The first time someone referred to me as "pushing 30" I was 25 and that's crazy because I kept getting called almost 30 every year since. At some point it feels like being Almost Thirty™ is this strange never ending limbo that you can't escape from. I think I'm going to be almost 30 forever.
This is how the internet sees age.
20: Underaged Minor 21: Just three years out of highschool 22: Unc 23: Chopped unc 24: Stupid idiot baby with no frontal lobe but also chopped unc at the same time 25: Almost 30 26: Almost 30 27: Almost 30 28: Almost 30 29: 30 30: 30 again 31: Pushing 40
