#puppetdoll

Ragatha is the second most wanted because Wally and Max from LIS both fell for her.

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HAREM!!! i’d be offended if you weren’t so accurate LMAOSOF

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

scar. it’s scar. he is the only one who sleep talks methinks. it’s super rare and he used to SWEAR he doesn’t—his dolly lolly must be imagining things! but she is not. dolly has heard him say the strangest things before. sometimes he just yells in his sleep, he doesn’t even talk.

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

hrmmm scar. i think it is scar. he is the only one who’s up that late and also the only one who will yank his girlfriend into doing it. i specifically imagine early season ten scolly when they’re in the midst of wedding planning. dolly briefly asks if their first dance would look like this, and scar says mmmm well, it’d probably need to be a lot funner than this wouldn’t it, cupcake? which is how they started looking into better wedding dances :)

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

okay SPEED ROUND:

scolly: scar does, and he does it with big wet eyes

dollvex: cub, but that’s usually because he will be the one to mediate the fight immediately after

dolldust: dolly because i genuinely think the one time they fought, dolly apologized in under three minutes

puppetdoll: it’s a tie, they both always apologize at the same time

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

okay this is actually hard…i can only think of that time when dolly willingly went into the town hall that was full of mycelium just because she remembered scar forgot something in there but i talk about that A LOT (because it’s my favorite thing ever). other than that i don’t know…it’ll probably come to me..

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

dolly…..she is a lightweight. embarrassingly so. and she’s an emotional/clumsy drunk so double whammy. i will give silly examples for each husband

scar, trying to be a good boyfriend and get his very drunk girlfriend home safe after a party, had attempted to scoop dolly up in his arms. in a panic, dolly immediately started WAILING “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!! I’M TAKEN!! MY BOYFRIEND CAN SHOOT YOU” , alerting dozens of hermits while attempting to flail herself out of scar’s grip. scar had to get on his knees to stop himself from dropping her (and so he could cackle his ass off for a few minutes). when he could actually talk properly, he let his silly girl know that he WAS her boyfriend, to which dolly immediately started babbling very incoherent love confessions to him while he carried her home. scar is nice enough to let her remember it only once a month.

cub was beside dolly when she started to nervously glance at him every few seconds, and when he patiently asked if she was feeling alright, dolly started to nervously fiddle with her hands before asking if he was single. it was a clear sign to him that she was drunk—but to humor her, he went well yeah, he is single, why? is she gonna set him up with someone? dolly seemed to get even more anxious at this question, and cub would have been concerned, if she didn’t immediately say she was going to set him up with her. trying very hard not to laugh in her face, cub lets her know that yeah sure, he’d be down to date her (<- they had been dating for two years at that point + possibly engaged). unlike scar, cub will tease her about this at least once a week. meanie /silly

mumbo is vaguely startled when dolly practically trips into him during a party, and correctly assumes she’s tipsy. he gently tries to offer her a glass of water—perhaps even a cracker so she doesn’t just have alcohol in her stomach. instead of agreeing to the water, dolly glances up at him and starts clumsily mumbling that she loves him sooo much, and she’s just so happy he likes her, and that he’s so handsome and—oh wow mumbo’s dead /silly thankfully he has no problems trying to shove this memory back into the depths of his brain…another hermit will definitely tell her though

also ☝️ he can turn invisible and was invisible throughought like the entirely of season 10 bc he had juppet on the whole season

OSISHDU YESYEYSYEYSYEYSYS I LOVE IT WHEN HERMITS DO THAT THING!!!! WHERE THEY LOOK HUMAN BUT THERE’S SOMETHING SO OFF THAT THEY COULDN’T BE HUMAN!!!

actually i think a lot of people get that uncanny valley like feeling with dolly too. she looks like a regular human woman until you look at her for too long, and then she starts actually looking more like a doll. plus the fact that she doesn’t necessarily bleed like others it more unsettling too

okay i don’t have them figured out in full BUT. i just think they’re neat…during season seven they interacted a bunch (after joe spent two hours helping dolly’s nausea by rambling about the nichest topic ever while she was still riding out her reaction to mycelium) but i genuinely think it wasn’t until season nine during the ren the king arc that they started thinking about each other in a romantic light, and i think it took even longer for them to get together. they’re an actual slow burn you guys (for now)

dolly can’t exactly pinpoint when she started falling in love with joe, i think she just realized it when he wasn’t even around!! like she was doing a chore in her house and suddenly she thought “i think. i think i like joe in a non platonic way” and then it immediately started feeling like it needed to leave the state because. where did that come from. she’s never had that. happen before???? should she tell someone about this?? (if she wants to) can people tell? (yes)