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to which my reaction is to stare at him for a few seconds, pat him on the head and then abscond to the kitchen with the dishes. I then proceeded to avoid his table for the rest of the evening unless I saw that he wasn't there at the moment. 

Of course later when they wanted to go but couldn't because no number = no jacket, they got really angry and started calling the staff idiots, cunts etc. That didn't help them in the slightest and they still ended up having to wait for their jackets until 0130. So the moral of the story is, wait for your turn in line or you'll have to wait much more later. Also don't be a douche cause then the boss will make you wait outside instead.