Does everyone remember Zubat? The blood-sucking, supersonic-screaming, night-flying hell-beasts that used to fill your face whenever you set foot inside a cave in any Pokémon game ever? You all remember how annoying those things were?
Theyâre gone! Hah-HAH! Those horrible things are finally gone!
I am not really sure how I feel about whatâs been left in their place, however. Meet Woobat and Swoobat, the new bat PokĂ©mon of Black and White, which I think are supposed to be based on fruit bats, in contrast to the more sinister and evocative vampire bats that inspire Zubatâs design. I am going to start by acknowledging that, yes, it would be difficult to make a cute cartoon bat â for I believe cuteness was the designersâ aim here â without de-emphasising the traits that make it, yâknow, bat-like and emphasising the traits it has in common with other small furry things like flying squirrels, but I have high expectations from the franchise that made a hunk of coral look frigginâ adorable. I initially labelled Woobat a âblind, buck-toothed airborne Furby,â which should give you a good idea of my first impressions of the thing, and Swoobat is, if thatâs possible, even sillier-looking. I am, however, gradually warming to the idea that PokĂ©mon are allowed to be a bit silly-looking sometimes; they canât all be badass death machines or graceful paragons of serenity. Furthermore, in Swoobatâs case I am beginning to think that my first impressions of him may have been unfairly coloured by his in-game sprite, which is awful. Sugimoriâs official art, shown here, is much nicer and while his particular kind of charm doesnât really appeal to me, I am prepared to concede that Swoobat does have some. That weird scorpion-looking tail, though, is inexcusable â it seems really out of place on a PokĂ©mon like this, even if it is supposed to form a heart-shape to play into Swoobatâs flavour as a romance-themed PokĂ©mon. Yes, you heard that right: the PokĂ©dex refers to Swoobat as the âCourting PokĂ©monâ and even bothers to describe its mating habits â donât worry; thereâs nothing graphic. Apparently, courting male Swoobat emit ultrasonic waves that produce a dizzying high in those affected by them. This... could be read to have some unfortunate implications, but Iâm not going to touch those with a Macedonian sarissa (itâs like a ten-foot pole, but twice as big and with a massive spike on the end). Regardless, I have to give points for originality in choosing a bat as the basis for a PokĂ©mon with this kind of flavour because itâs certainly interesting. In short, weâve had âbat PokĂ©monâ before, but Woobatâs designers seem to have gone out of their way to make it as different from Zubat as possible, and whatâs more it actually worked. I donât know that Iâd call these great PokĂ©mon, but theyâre not bad.
As for Swoobatâs combat skills, well, heâs definitely an odd little beast. His typing, while not unique, is quite unusual: Psychic/Flying, previously belonging only to Xatu and Lugia. Swoobat is broadly similar to Xatu in that heâs fast and frail, but with more emphasis on âfast and frailâ and weaker attacks. He also doesnât have quite as many cool support moves and tricks as Xatu, which is very much the kind of thing that Psychic-types are known for these days, but he does have a fair number of nice things: he can heal himself with Roost, protect his team from attacks with Reflect or Light Screen, screw over defensive PokĂ©mon by using Taunt to force them to make direct attacks, use Knock Off to swat away an opponentâs item, or bounce out of battle while doing damage at the same time with U-Turn. Heâs also one of the fastest PokĂ©mon in the game to learn Endeavour, an attack which sets the targetâs health equal to the userâs; obviously this attack requires great speed so that you get a chance to use it after youâve lost most of your health but before your opponent decides to stab you again. Unfortunately for Swoobat, he lacks vigour. He canât take a hit â at all â and his own attacks are weak. His speed is all he can fall back on, which isnât that bad because he is surprisingly fast and speed is typically very beneficial for using support moves, but those paper-thin defences will really hurt, and there are, overall, much better Psychic supporters out there.
What is interesting about Swoobat is the choice of three very unusual passive abilities he gets. Klutz, formerly held only by the rabbit PokĂ©mon Lopunny, is useless to Swoobat: it renders most items inert in the hands of a PokĂ©mon which has it, which in Lopunnyâs case allows her to hold onto dangerous items like a Flame Orb without penalty and then use Switcheroo to swap items with an opponent... but Swoobat canât learn that attack, making the ability completely pointless. Swoobatâs other two abilities are shared with the beaver PokĂ©mon Bibarel. The first, Unaware, could be very powerful but Swoobatâs potential to make use of it seems like it would be even less than Bibarelâs. A PokĂ©mon which is Unaware ignores all boosts from moves like Swords Dance and Iron Defence given to its opponentsâ stats, except for speed. The obvious application for this is to put a stop to an augmented PokĂ©mon thatâs attempting to sweep your team, but since Unaware doesnât ignore speed boosts, youâll often have to take a hit first in order to do it. Bibarel isnât exactly tough, but heâs not a pushover either; Swoobat is and likely wonât be able to suffer even un-boosted hits, so Iâm tentatively going to write off Unaware as well. The final ability, though, is very intriguing. Sadly, itâs only available to Swoobat from the PokĂ©mon Dream World, which I donât think are available yet. This ability is Simple, which doubles the effect of your own boosts. Bibarel wasnât much good at this because he didnât get a many relevant moves (Amnesia, which is dubious, Curse, which is interesting but not game-changing, and Charge Beam, which, on Bibarel, is very odd). Swoobat doesnât have a wide selection either, but what he does have includes Calm Mind, a Psychic technique that raises special attack and special defence simultaneously. Swoobat might actually make an interesting sweeper with this combination. Not necessarily a good one, mind you. He only has one special attack that isnât resisted by Steel-types (which are very popular indeed): the aforementioned Charge Beam. That might actually work, though, since Charge Beam, while appallingly weak, does have a high chance of raising your special attack again each time you use it. Final verdict: not powerful, but interesting, and interesting is good because people donât expect it.
I was genuinely surprised to find that Swoobat might actually have a use. Having rare abilities and the potential to actually make use of one of them, as well as belonging to a type combination that isnât horrendously overdone, are worth quite a lot of points in my book even if the sheer power isnât there. And I admit that much of my original annoyance at Swoobat is the fault of whoever did his in-game sprite; he may be pretty silly but I suspect thatâs intentional, and heâs a far cry from being a carbon copy of Golbat. So, much to my own surprise...
I hereby affirm this PokĂ©monâs right to exist!