I present the Jurgen Leitner rant, but me talking about Sigmund Freud

SIGMUND FREUD?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMN FOOL DICK ENVY DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT DOCTOR SHITASS IDIOT BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SIGMUND FREUD
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SIGMUND FREUD I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP THEORIES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TO CALL BOY MOMS A TYPICAL REACTION IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HE HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER HEARD THIS MANS VOICE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST ANNOYING FUCKING VOICE GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Sigmund Freud was waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with Sigmund Freud speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is a founding father of psychology. Maybe it’s because he’s such a fucking weirdo to women
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of Greek tragedy and wanted to say everyone is fucked up like he is ill go ham
BETTER have had a fucked up mom make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateSigmundFreud
episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his notebooks and I lost it
where the fuck is Sigmund Freud if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty old man
ill punch Freud and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when Freud died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up and sexist theories
















