#psweasel

Jaune Oh, hey, Nora, what's up?

Jaune: Ren's azaleas are blooming? That's great!

Jaune: What? No, that's a bee. It's normal for them to be around flowers.

Jaune: No, Nora, don't engage the bee; you're just going to make it angry and it'll sting you.

Jaune: WHY DO YOU HAVE REN'S GUN?! No, don't shoot any rounds off in there, the greenhouse is bulletproof; it'll ricochet all over and-

Blake: Jaune, what the hell are you reading?

Jaune: Uh, Yang's story she wrote?

Blake: Bullshit! Yang doesn't write male homoerotica. (Whispering) Unfortunately. (Normally) Besides, that sounds like my Roy/Miku Achieve-Men fanfic. Where did you find it?

Jaune: Fanfiction.net?

Blake: So... the time has finally come. (Donning coat) Excuse me, but I have to leave, for it is time for me to wage war against my sworn enemy!

Weiss: Atlas?

Yang: The White Fang?

Blake: No...

Blake: (Suddenly armed with missile launcher and wearing camo face-paint) SCHNEENET. I don't know when I'll be back, but know this: I will return victorious! (Suddenly on a horse) Ride, Juanita! Ride! (Spurs horse, Gallops off)

Jaune: (Looks at RWY) Is this normal?

Oscar: Ruby, uh, I'm down at the station here and there are some Grimm running around out here.

Ruby: It's you, Jaune, and Nora, right? I'm sure you guys can handle it.

Oscar: Yeah, that's the other thing.

Blake: Hm? Sorry, I was reading. Did you say something?

Jaune: ...And the second thing?

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s6HIrOoUoc)

GODDAMNIT

So me, my buds ManicWednesdayVA, GrimmJack69, and PSWeasel were in a call

I sent in my recordings for a line and then the outtake came to this