#pseudogay

PSEUDOGAY (/turian/vician/mlm)

Someone whose pseudo- (sexual/romantic) orientation is gay/turian/vincian/mlm.

credits: @shepcoins + pops helped color pick

Pseudo means fake, so I'm assuming someone who is gay but is considered fake somehow‽ If someone identifies that way, am I a cop to police and fiscalize it‽

Anyways, I'm not sure what you're referring to. Once I answered a question about being half gay (semigay). Not sure if I ever mentioned quasihomosexual. And I believe turigirls and pluralians are welcome to reclaim it.

So yesterday I was hanging out with two friends (who I'm open with) and got question, after his dog tried to hump me, about how I told them I had a crush on a girl a few months ago. Not even I knew the answer. It's really strange. I could see myself in a romantic relationship with a girl, but not sexually. On the other hand, I could see myself in both a passionate romantic and sexual relationship with a guy. And it's true. I have had girl crushes, (I have dated a girl and it was wonderful) girls who I could, based on similar likes and tastes, go out with, but there's just not this "thing" I feel for boys. Not that there's anything wrong with that, or that I'm confused, but I just kept thinking about it all night.

However, while I'm pretty sure there's a label for precisely what I feel, (if there isn't I'll get one taylor-made from Tumblr in a few moments), I do not wish to know it. I sometimes like guys, I sometimes like girls. Period. No need to make up a whole new world just for me. I do not have identity issues that makes me look in the Greek dictionary to invent a whole new word to tweak an already existing sexuality to make myself feel like a special little snowflake. I'm pretty sure it would be something like biromantic-alla-agyne-alla-androsexual or the like, but I don't care. I could change, so fuck it. This was more of a rant than an actual reflexion on yesterday.