#prudence pock

"Prudence Pock was... is a poet. (Your mileage may vary as to her talents. That's entirely up to personal opinion.) She's one of our haunts. Although she seems like a harmless, scatterbrained old woman, she does see to it her murderer is psychologically tortured on a daily loop, so... props. Not someone to mess with."

Captain Culpepper Clyne

"He braved the sea and all her wrath, but drowned on land while taking a bath."

Cousin Huet 

"We all know you didn't do it." 

Prudence Pock

"Here lies Poetess Prudence Pock, she died it's said from writers block,Here are  the poems you can hear at here tombstone

Al. "Al was not scared to go out in the rain. Too bad that it was a Class 5 hurricane."

Charles. "In honor of poor Charles, we're having a wake. He died from eating too much birthday cake."

Franz Geiger. "One night on safari, crazy Franz Geiger tried to ride a man-eating tiger."

Greg. "Deep in the wild, on his off-road machine, Greg found that his tank had no more gasoline."

Hanna. "Sweet Hanna had taken a cruise to Manila, She was thrown overboard by an angry gorilla."

Irv. "Irv thought he'd relax in his jungle cabana, but a really big monkey thought him a banana."

Lucy. "Old Lucy, you see, had such poor eyesight. Instead of a candle, she lit dynamite."

Sally Slater. "In the swamp, poor Sally Slater was eaten by an alligator."

Day 8, Feb. 27 - Favorite Queue for a Disney World Ride

(Photo Credit/Ricky Brigante @ insidethemagic.net)

Ever since the Imagineers put the cemetery up in 2011, I've been a total fan of the awesome outdoor addition. Every headstone has a clever rhyme and the touch-and-sound instrument carvings on the side of the organ play a slow, eerie version of "Grim, Grinning Ghosts." The best part, in my opinion, though, is Poetess Prudence's window. Her voice chimes in with a poem and you answer with the final word. It still makes me really happy when I guess it in time.

In the greatest display of passive aggression since I first decided to move around all Master Gracey's anti-ageing creams and lotions on a daily basis to make him think he is losing his mind (something I have been doing for about 10 years now without him knowing), Prudence is throwing pencils at me while glaring furiously. She has been doing this for about 2 hours so far.