Hello and happy Wednesday!

  Today I wanted to talk about one of those things that I wouldn’t really talk about if I didn’t have this makeshift soapbox because it is as clichéd as it is uncomfortable and one physically cannot expound on it without sounding like one’s been hitting the proverbial self-help peace pipe a little too hard.

  Yeah, doesn’t that sound awesome and make you think “whoa that could go in a bunch of different directions?” Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but I have a lot of work to do today, so instead of disemboweling myself to produce some deep sh*t I’m just going to share the three most thought-provoking things I’ve seen on the internet recently. I will also leave you to draw your only conclusions about these things, although I would be more than happy to discuss them with you because I am your high school English teacher.

  *Spoiler alert: none of them even remotely involves cats*

  1.       The Alternative Limb Project

http://www.thealternativelimbproject.com/#/alternative-limbs/4569103979

  2.       Margaret Thatcher and Misapplied Death Etiquette

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/08/margaret-thatcher-death-etiquette

  3.       Smash Up Awesome Level 9000 Expansion pack

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/134726/smash-up-awesome-level-9000

  Come to Whatever Wednesday, tonight, 8 pmn, for a little bit of all of the above plus general whateverness plus maybe just watching the entire discography of Arrested Development in preparation for the new season.

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