i have come for a reckoning: i'm cashing in on all those owed texts, coward
Send āāā for a MORNING text.
Julian: Good morning, darling.
Julian: I had to leave early, but I made you coffee. I didnāt want to wake you up, you looked so peaceful.
Julian: I hope you have a wonderful day.
Send āāā for a text that WASNāT SENT.
Julian: I know none of it means anything to you. Me, the kids, the dogs. I know itās part of your carefully crafted image: the perfect Prime Minister and his perfect family. I know you could replace me in a heartbeat.Ā
Send āāā for a RUSHED text.
Julian: iām litigating against an IDIOT
Julian: i want to scream in frustration
Julian: woops the judge almost caught me texting
Julian: iāll rant to u later
Send āāā for a DRUNK text.
Julian: ibzia is wonderufl!!!
Julian: yoush sfoudla come with us
Julian: everonye his so niice
Send āāæā for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Julian: I see you on the TV.Ā
Julian: That desk looks nice and spacious.
Julian: Maybe Iāll crawl under it sometime.
Send āĆøā for a LATE NIGHT text.
Julian: Iāll be at work late. Donāt wait up for me.
Julian: I might actually stay overnight.
Julian: Could you have clothes sent over?
Send āāā for a HATEFUL text.
Julian: What the fuck does she think sheās doing?
Julian: Youāre not going to let her take everything away from our children, are you?
Julian: What a fucking bitch!
Send ā#ā for a RANDOM text.
Julian: I went shopping with the Duchess of York today.Ā I bought myself a new coat. Look at how gorgeous I look.
Julian: [IMAGE ATTACHED]
Send ā@ā for a SCARED text.
Julian: I know nothing comes out of these death threats, but itās late at night and I feel like Iām being followed.
Julian: I know itās probably just me being paranoid, but can you come pick me up?
Send ā&ā for a LOVING text.
Julian: I just saw the newest edition of TIME Magazine on a newstand on the way to work.
Julian: You look gorgeous on the cover.
Julian: Iām very lucky to be married to such a handsome man.
Send ā%ā for a CURIOUS text.
Julian: David Baba ā you used to date, right?
Julian: I ran into him today.
Julian: Were you two serious, or?
Send āćā for an EXCITED text.
Julian: I GOT ACCEPTED TO MY DREAM MASTERāS PROGRAM!!!
Julian: Sorry. Iām a little excited.
Julian: I canāt wait to be back in Oxford again!
Julian: Iām so happy.
Julian: Weāre celebrating when you come home.
Julian: ;)
Send ā$ā for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Julian: Are you dense or just incompetent? Clear your desk by this afternoon.
Julian: Sorry, darling. Not meant for you.
Send āāā for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Julian: I canāt stand it. I canāt stand the way they look down on me.
Julian: Iām never going to be good enough for this fucking society.
Julian: No matter what I do, Iām still a fucking nobody.