#promo materials

I have another Sims 2 collectible.

This is Santa which was included in a french limited edition game bundle. It's rather small - app. 10 cm.

There are other collectibles of this genre, I hope to get them all one day :)

[Image description: a black-and-white photoset of Cardiacs’ six person lineup in costumes from the production of The Seaside. Top row is, in order from left to right: Tim Quy, Tim Smith, Jim Smith. Bottom row is: Dominic Luckman, Sarah Smith (aka Sarah Jones), and William D. Drake. All are posed identically and wearing matching glasses and face paint. End image description.]

We’ve been working for months with graphic designer/actress Ciara Moriarty on a brand new version of our pocket pizza journal and the fruits of our labor are finally here! Every guest on our NYC pizza tours gets one of these adorable books for tasting notes but we thought it was time to freshen things up. The cover is inspired by the composition pads we used to use in grade school, but with pizza toppings instead of that funny squiggly black and white pattern. 

On the inside, we have a new section so guests can write down the name of their tour guide. This also gives them an email address they can use to contact the company/guide. 

Since we get so many inquiries about SPT t-shirts, we added a page directing guests to a special URL for web store purchases, including shirts, hats, and gift certificates. On the opposite side of the spread, there’s a new version of our pizza dough recipe. Best part is the QR code that will bring guests directly to a hidden page on our web site featuring videos of the pizza making process. Hopefully those videos will help people make better pizza at home.   

Finally, the back of the notebook is a cleaned-up contact page featuring some of our most used social media platforms and, of course, the main email address for questions and private tour inquiries. 

Hi there! It’s thesaltyace but with a different account that isn’t shadowbanned! Unexpected expenses have come up once again because my car is, once again, determined to make my life hell (this time it’s a new set of tires). FFS, I really need some extra cash.

I can’t make anything cool like actual art, but I have some practical skills that I can put to work to make pretty things FOR YOU!

I make cool things like…

Promotional materials! (postcards, bookmarks, flyers, Facebook cover images, you name it)

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Posters! (academic or otherwise - I don’t do content writing tho, you gotta do your own academic work)

--------------- Resumes! (and flyers and brochures and other document design, whatever you can think of)

(Erm... I also swear I can make stuff that isn’t purple!)

I also do proofreading (I’m working on my masters in Technical Communication) for any type of document. That includes NSFW materials!

I also have enough HTML and CSS knowledge to get a simple website up and running for you. Can provide examples upon request.

Pricing is as follows:

Design work (promo materials, posters, resumes, etc.) - $10 up to postcard size, $15 up to A4 size, $25+ for poster sizes

Proofreading - $5 per 1000 words

Website (nothing super fancy, but looks professional and modern) - $30 up to four pages

These prices are rock-bottom, but are negotiable to some degree if it’s not within your budget. Message me on tumblr or email me at [email protected] to discuss or place an order. I’ll invoice you via PayPal once your order is complete, and you’ll be able to approve a watermarked preview before paying. If you notice anything after delivery that needs tweaking I’ll still help you out, of course.

You can also find me on Fiverr.com as thescholargeneral, but they keep 20% of the fees (and my prices are higher as a result) so I’d prefer that you place an order directly with me.

If you don’t need my services right now BUT are super awesome and want to send me $$$, I’ll keep your contact information handy so that if/when you DO need my services, I’ll consider it paid for in advance and help you out when you need it!!