#professorpher

It would be epic.

Name: David Nicknames: Dav, Dave (both pronounced the same) Birthday: February 26 Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual Favourite colour: Blue/Green/Brown Time and date at current :  11:13 PM, November 30, 2014 Average hours of sleep: Maybe seven? Lucky Number: i Last thing I googled:  eugene arboretum First word that comes to mind: Fishsticks.  I don't even know. One place that makes me happy: Eugene, Oregon How many blankets I sleep under: One, if a sheet doesn't count. Favourite Fictional Character: Charlie Brown. Book: The Lord of the Rings Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood TV show: Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek: The Next Generation Favourite Beverage: Black tea. Favourite Food: Pizza with pepperoni,black olives, and mushrooms. Last movie I’ve seen in cinemas: The Equalizer (I was hoping I could put Guardians of the Galaxy here, but then I remembered I have cruel friends). Dream Holiday: My girlfriend and I meant to go on a tour of south east Asia while we were still living in South Korea.  Circumstances being what they were, I didn't get to go (though she still got to go with her cousin after I returned to the States).  I think we both intend to go back there some day. Dream Wedding: Outdoors at the Mt. Pisgah Arboretum, aggressively secular in tone, gleefully dismissive of gendered traditions, maybe a live band?  I know a few musicians... Dream Job: High school history teacher, AP or otherwise, with a writing career on the side maybe?  I tag:

zombiekittensandmadscientists

literal-cat-scan

professorpher

livilin

taciturntactician

thecliffsatetretat

ymkate

Ophelia: Mom, what animal is Goofy?

Me: Uh, I think he's a dog?

Ophelia: ...but Pluto is a dog.

Why voyager whyyyyyyyy

OKAY BUT SOME CREWMEMBERS WERE TRAPPED IN A VR SIMULATED CIRCUS

RULED OVER BY A CLOWN LITERALLY MADE OF FEAR

AND JANEWAY WAS LIKE GUYS PLUG ME INTO THE SIMULATION

IM GONNA FUCKIN SEDUCE FEAR ITSELF

It could be worse. They could be SKELETONS WITH FLAMING HEADS.

GAME NIGHT

Alhon.  pher.

I adore you.  

Is he also yelling one of his many spectacular comedy routines or just tweeting hilarious obscenities whilst screeching AFLAC?  Because I could buy him a drink, run and hide, or introduce him to my dad who thinks he's the funniest fuck this side of anywhere.