#professorbutterscotch

AHHH, this is one of my favorite tropes of all time, which is amazing considering I don’t think I’ve ever written it?

So obviously we need to do something with this for Pitch, and I’d love a fic where Ginny had to get married for fill-in-the-blank ridiculous plot reason, except she marries LIVAN, and Mike is so damn grumpy and pissed off about it, his face literally turns into the angry-face emoji whenever the topic comes up.

I’d also love a Ghostbusters fic where Holtzmannn and Patty get married for x reason and Patty is like, “Lord help me” except Holtzmann is a very sweet (if insane) spouse and Patty reluctantly finds herself really enjoying being married to her? 

lark by au revoir simone

(AS AN ASIDE, HEY BOO!)

7. Five facts about your house.

This is the first lease I've had in my name only. 

I've lived here since October of 2011, and I'm at the point where I'd like to leaveeeeee.

My toilet has broken in like seven creative ways at this point. 

I smushed a queen size bed into my bedroom despite that being a terrible idea, size-wise, and I have no regrets.

I'm gonna do something cute with my walk-in closet in the next month or so! 

17. Five facts about your favorite celebrity.

LOL OH GOD OK

Chris Evans totally is getting his shitty kanji arm tat removed bc he lives to ruin my fun. The only thing that consoles me is the continued existence of the boob tat.

CHRIS EVANS PLAYED ALL OF THE SHITTY CAPTAIN AMERICA VIDEOGAME (that's partially why Cap's fighting style evolved the way it did in Cap 2)

Chris Evans is not from Boston proper despite constantly being all I'M FROM BAWSTON; he's from a suburban town 20 miles away (Sudbury).

Chris Evans, when he first Made It in Hollywood, though it was necessary to buy multiple Sean Jean velvet jumpsuits.

late, late

There's a bruise on her left cheekbone from where John clipped her with his stick out on her rink. Sam hadn't realized how hard he'd gotten her until she went home and her mom shrieked and dropped the salad bowl on the kitchen floor, shattering it into a hundred pieces. It had swelled up during the night and in all the Christmas photos Sam looks like she just got out of a fight, her eye nearly shut from the swelling.

I think tumblr ate some asks because this and two others just showed up and I haven't posted an ask thing recently. so imma go back to the last ask I did because it's TMI Tuesday. 

24: Do you have a collection of anything?Yup, I collected shells when I was little (more like, ooooh, pretty shell on the beach!) and rocks too, so I still have a huge fishbowl full of them in my room at home. I don't think books count but I have lots of those too.