#professor-perfect31

dude, when my mom was pregnant with me all she did was drink Dr Pepper and eat shrimp & I’m a damn genius so… :P

Shrimp isn’t on the banned list, I can eat shrimp! ALL THE SHRIMP I WANT. Which is fab because it’s one of my favorites

I mute like 1/2 of my family bc tea party weirdness

S A M E 

Wow. They never ever asked us to leave early. Even when I was so sick that guests were literally asking if I needed a doctor, they would ask if I could finish my shift. Wow.

Oh, they didn’t ask people to leave early. In fact they were asking people to stay. I’d been asked ahead of time to come in at 4pm instead of 8pm. It was the staff who were asking to leave early - they had to pick up a relative, family emergency or whatever. One of the people who called out, who said she had a death in her family, had gone to see Star Wars with her dad and one of the team members who did come to work and she talked about it. I don’t think they can do anything about it, but it was kinda shitty. (I say that as someone who actually did have a death in my family quite recently.)

I couldn't do it anymore. I was starting to have panic attacks. It was terrible. :(

It’s not going to get any better either. I mean, as someone pointed out, there are only 6 Friday’s until Christmas. We don’t have enough people on the floor, they’re bringing on 4 more for our department but they’ll be so green as to be almost worthless at this point. The store manager has decided that quantity is better than quality so we’re all supposedly going to get 4 or 4.5 hour shifts 5 days a week so there’s more of us on the floor. It feels like a slap in the face. I mean, I’m trained to work in a lot of different areas and I do a lot more work than my job technically requires me to do and the only way for my employer to show their appreciation is by giving me a raise (my last raise was $0.04 an hour), by giving me my preferred schedule (I prefer mornings which is why after next week I’m all mid-shifts) and giving more hours to the better performing staff. Now none of that matters. I guess all I can do is go in and not do any of the above and beyond stuff I was doing and just do what the rest of my team does - the bare minimum. It’s not like you can get a whole lot done in 4 hours anyway. Tonight I’ll probably be on a register for my entire shift.

I wonder if I should look up anything on Fanlore. I highly, highly doubt there's anything for me. Also, no one in fandom knows my real name. LOL

Every other day you’d be suplexed into a table in the meeting room. When the phone rings it’s John Cena’s theme song. The Rock caters functions so you can finally smell what he’s cooking.

I DO WANT TO SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING THOUGH

also my ringer is already Cena’s theme HAHAHA I AM A STEP AHEAD. 

Going Yard

Going Yard: Baseball vernacular for hitting a home run.

This is the love story of shortstop Steve Rogers and pitcher Bucky Barnes, estranged childhood best friends about to be reunited on the same team.

This is a love story about New York’s other baseball team, the Avengers, and their quest to claim the National League East division title.

This is a love story about going home and new friends and team bonding and first loves and how the people you’re the closest to can also drive you the craziest.