#professor!peter

Dear anon, I don’t know if I’ll find many in this very specific theme (and delicious), but let's go!

"Good Girl" , "Gray Hairs and Massages" by @blooming-violets

"Golden Hour" by @she-likesorchids

"Sit Still", "Professor Peter Parker" by @backtothefanfiction

"Sparks Fly" by @mortwig

"Trick or Treat", "In the Name of Science" by @withahappyrefrain

I said before and I reaffirm: always has the peter parker fanfic tag, where I keep all TASM Peter Parker/ Andrew Garfield fics I read here on the blog here.

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today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of!

baby!! prof!peter!! wowie!! (BYE LISTEN I KNOW YOU JUST SAID PROF! BUT LIKE. MY BRAIN INSTANTLY WENT TO HUMAN ANATOMY!PROF! AND HIM 'HELPING HER STUDY' BY SHOWING HER HER OWN BODY I AM S W E A T I N G.) this post is 18+, minors dni.

And she’s like “wow uh you’re pretty popular with the students huh?” And peter is still completely oblivious like “yeah they seem to like me and they have no problem stopping by to say hi or ask questions, it’s so great :)”

Absolutely I do and I’m so glad you asked. 

Alright, *cracks knuckles* in this AU scenario I like to dream of, we’re going to say that both Peter and Tony are professors at a University. 

[ Tony is the professor whose class thinks he won’t show. They count down the minutes (”you know if he doesn’t show up within a certain amount of time, we’re allowed to leave!”) and just when they are standing to gather their things, Tony walks in, glasses on, coffee in hand, wondering why aren’t they already open to chapter sixteen?? And ‘come on, folks, we don’t have all day!’

Rumor has it that he’s always wearing tinted glasses because he’s hungover. Once a girl said she was headed back to her dorm after a night class, saw his light was on, and caught him slumped over his desk asleep. 

There used to be a Mrs. Stark, but there isn’t anymore. 

Tony has tenure, he’s one of the tops in his field, and he doesn’t care if you’re on your cellphone during class, but if you find a funny meme during his lecture you had better fucking airdrop it. Square up. ]

[Professor Parker is relatively young for a university professor. Sharing the lecture room beside Tony’s means that sometimes he gets those memes airdropped to him too. He saves them in a special folder on his phone. 

Peter has a reputation for being willing to go the extra mile to help a student pass his class. He curves the grade and his office door is always open to those who are struggling to understand the content of his lectures. He volunteers to teach the GED classes at the local community college and you can often find him spending his evenings there. 

Anytime a student asks him about a woman in his life he just flushes and changes the subject. Rumor has it that he’s gay, because why else would a handsome thirty-something-year-old successful uni professor be SINGLE?

He uses way too many pop culture puns to help his students understand the material, and whenever a student doesn’t get the reference, he groans dramatically and spends the rest of the class sulking and lamenting ‘today’s youth’.]

[TOGETHER? Well, they make quite a couple. 

It probably starts with coffee, the lifeblood of anyone who spends six days a week on campus. Peter brings Tony coffee (”Your office is right beside mine, it’s no trouble, honest”) and then Tony returns the favor because he hates feeling indebted to anyone. They start to notice each other’s wild schedules and the way they both overwork and push themselves to their limits differently.

Personally, I like to think their students helped them get together, but I could write a whole book on that.

Shittalking about students is a must. “Thompson’s failing your class? I’m not surprised. I am surprised that he managed to make it into an accredited university at all--” “Tony! That’s mean!” and “I’ve heard that MJ and Shuri have been on a few dates, so I’ve been trying to come up with a group project I can pair them up for. Any ideas?” “What, do you want to be the best man at their wedding too? Let it happen organically, Pete, life isn’t a 60k AU Obi-kin fic. Besides, those two together would be downright dangerous--” 

After they finally start seeing each other, there are so many ‘dates’ spent eating take out and grading papers quietly beside each other, snorting and showing the other person the latest horrible answer a student has conjured from their ass.

One day a student comes to class absolutely ashy and swears that when he passed Professor Stark’s office yesterday evening, he heard him roleplaying professor/student with Professor Parker, and everyone EXPLODES because YES it’s happening!! Stay calm everyone! ]

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today is multiverse monday (but i'm on vacation)! send me any au you can think of :)

thank you angel!! love you bunches :D <33

this post is 18+, minors dni.

Just a little blurb of an idea I had. Please, please feel free to add onto this if you’d like!

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(shitty edit courtesy of yours truly)

Title: First Date

Pairing: Peter Maximoff (XMCU) x Reader

Warnings: Peter being a goof, excess fluff, lots of cuteness

For @candycountries, the sweetest little maple leaf. Thank you for believing in my writing, even when I don’t 💚

Based off the song First Date by Blink-182 & the endless Peter discussions I have with @candycountries

It was Date Night & Peter was nervous as Hell. You & Peter had began dating a few weeks ago, but this was your first official date. He wanted to make sure it was perfect, but his nerves were getting the best of him. He was parked outside your living area on campus, waiting anxiously for you. You were both professors at Xavier’s, although you were a new professor. Peter had been teaching Physics at Xavier’s for about 3 years now & you had began teaching earlier this year, just a few months ago.

You were a shy & quiet person, not really socializing with many professors, aside from Charles & Hank. You only really talked to your students & the rest of the time, you just graded & kept to yourself.

Peter, on the other hand, although shy as well, was very sociable & loved talking to others. He was a favorite among the students & the professors & it didn’t take long for the good word about the cute (& single 👀) Physics professor to come your way. Even so, you didn’t dare try talking to him for free of making a bad first impression. Thus, you kept your distance.

This drove Peter absolutely mad because he definitely noticed you & he was eager to chat up the gorgeous new professor. He tried his best to get to know you, but you instinctively shut him out & conversations with him were minimal. This all changed; however, during Xavier’s annual Halloween Bash.

You & Peter had been assigned chaperones to the dance, which means you both had to watch all the kids, dress up for the evening, & talk to each other so you could work as a team & not be bored out of your minds while the students had fun & you supervised them.

You came out of your shell a bit more that night, just because Halloween was your favorite holiday & it always made you feel secure because you could be whoever you wanted to be, even your true self, without fear of being judged.

Peter noticed how more at ease you were & he took full advantage of it. He chatted you up all night, cracking jokes & shamelessly flirting with you. He relished every laugh & blush you gave him in return. By the end of the night, you were much more comfortable around him & you’d developed a stronger friendship than you had previously.

Unfortunately, the night was coming to an end: the younger kids were heading to bed, the older ones were going with Charles & Hank into the woods nearby for a spooky campfire, & you & Peter were left to help clean up the dance room. It was an absolute mess, but with Peter’s speed, it was getting cleaned up in no time. Or, at least, it would have, if Peter hadn’t stopped to impress you with a crude & joking strip tease to Thriller, which had you nearly dying of laughter.

Later that night, when you & Peter went to supervise the campfire, Peter romanced you under the stars & asked you out officially, to which you agreed to.

Fast forward back to the current day, where Peter was still waiting anxiously in his car for you. He checked his watch for the nth time that afternoon, keeping his eyes glued to your door afterwards.

Finally, after what seemed like ages, you finally emerged. Peter couldn’t help but stare at you because you looked so different, so at ease, so comfortable. You were dressed more casually instead of the usual professional garb you wore when you taught class. He was dressed similarly in his favorite casual wear, instead of the more clean-cut outfits he wears for lecture.

He smiled widely at you as you got into the passenger seat, his cheeks flushing a little as he did so, “Hi.”

You returned his smile as you put on your seatbelt, leaning closer to press a soft kiss to his cheek, “Hi, thank you for taking me out today.”

His cheeks flushed darker & he lost all power of speech, simply from that little kiss.

He was already done for, & the date had barely begun.

Aside from the initial awkwardness & shell shock from your kiss, the rest of the car ride went smoothly. You both made idle conversation & you attempted to press Peter as to where he was taking you, but he was intent on keeping it a secret. In all honesty, he didn’t want to tell you because he was worried you’d laugh at him & find the date idea childish & stupid. So, he figured he’d take you there & if you hated it, he’d pretend he was joking about that being the date location & resort to Plan B, which was a movie.

As he neared the date location, his anxiety steadily increased to the point where when he finally reached the date designation, his heart was practically going to burst from how fast it was beating.

You looked out the window before looking back at him with an amused expression, “You brought me to the arcade for our first date?”

He swallowed nervously, “Um…yes?”

You grinned, “How did you know I can play a mean game of Galaga & DDR?”

“You do? I mean pfft yeah I soooo knew that duh!”

“Then you also know that I’m going to kick your ass & win more tickets, right?”

“Ooooh honey, if you think you can beat me, then you’ve got another thing coming.”

“Bring it on, Maxipad.”

He held a hand to his heart in mock hurt, “Be careful what you dish out, babe, because I’m dishing it right back.”

Peter knew right then & there you were the one because no one had ever outsassed him like that before.

He did; however, prove to be the better gamer & kicked your ass at nearly every game, aside from skee-ball, which he had purposely let you win. You of course, knew this, & challenged him to a rematch, but he just let you win again anyway. By the end of the day, the two of you (mostly him) had acquired enough tickets to win the grand prize, which you were very eager to obtain. It was the latest Atari game system, which you were dying to have, but you weren’t about to spend the thousands of tickets Peter earned on a prize for yourself.

“You should pick something,” you told him as the flustered guy at the ticket counter counted all your tickets, “you won most of these tickets, it’s only fair that you pick the prize.”

He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion & surprise, “What? No, I want you to pick the prize, as my gift to you for giving me a chance & coming on this date with me.”

“Peter,” you sighed, a bit taken aback by the sweet gesture, “that’s really sweet, but they’re your tickets. You should pick the prize.”

He playfully glared at you, “Listen, this is less tickets than I usually win. I can come back any time & win double this in a few hours. Seriously, I insist: pick something.”

You sighed, biting your lip as you continued to feel guilty, “Okay, how about this, we both pick something?” that way it’s fair.“

He pursed his lips, weighing the option before nodding in agreement, "You’ve got a deal.”

You smiled, “Great, you pick first.”

He pretended to weigh his options before he made his decision, “I’ll have that sickass looking gecko,” he pointed to the prize & you glared at him when you realized how much it cost: one ticket.

The ticket counter gave Peter the little toy gecko & he grinned before placing it on the side rim of his glasses, “Alright babe, your pick!”

You sighed & gave in, picking the Atari game system, which cost the remainder of the game tickets. Peter hoped he would never forget that glorious smile that made its way onto your face when the ticket counter gave you your prize.

As you both excitedly made your way back to his car, you were quick to gently set the game system on your seat & grab Peter’s hand before he could race to the other side to open his door. Before he could react, you grabbed his shirt collar & pulled his lips down onto yours in an adoring kiss.

He squeaked in surprise, completely shocked by your sudden display of affection, but was quick to reciprocate. He let his hands rest gently on your waist, squeezing your hips a little as you deepend the kiss. When you pulled away, he had the biggest, dopiest smile on his face & he pushed his glasses up his nose, which were fogged up. You laughed at how cute he was, adjusting the gecko, which was barely clinging onto his glasses, “I really hope you were also included with the Atari system because you are definitely a grand prize,” with that, you gave him another quick & final kiss before you got into the car.

He tried to recompose himself as he closed your door for you, letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding before mouthing a quiet “Wow” to himself as his cheeks reddened at your unexpected compliment.

The cute Physics Professor at Xavier’s was now the cute, completely taken Physics Professor & he was more than happy to spread the news when you both got back from your successful first date.