Top Posts Tagged with #problemsloth

how to fuck up a Mad Snacks Yo speedrun so bad you almost die for real by problemsloth / @the-meat-machine [T]

Relationship: Dave Strider/Dirk Strider, Bro Strider/Dirk Strider

Tags: Ectobiological Incest (Homestuck), God Tier Powers (Homestuck), Suicidal Ideation, Strider Manpain, Stridercest Week 2024

Other: 1.304 Words / 1/1 Chapters

Summary:

Here's where you went wrong: you thought your other self was too big of a pussy to ever say it.

My Additional Notes: This fic is both funny and also very genuine? The shower-entering was so well written.

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gonzo by problemsloth/@the-meat-machine [E]

Tags: Pre-Canon, Character Study, Adolescent Sexuality, Paraphilias, Puppet Fetishism, Abuse, Unhealthy Relationships, Muppets (Muppets), Young Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Wet Dream, First Time, Getting Together Other: 7.970 Words / 4/4 Chapters

Summary:

Houston, late 1980s: A boy makes some interesting discoveries about his sexuality.

My Additional Notes: going into this fic i was real "this better not awaken anything in me" and (phew) but it was so well written making it seem so normal, i was getting worried

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goddamn babies by problemsloth / @the-meat-machine [M]

Tags: Canonical Animal Death, child endangerment, Mild Gore, Mild Transphobia, Misogyny, discussion of genitalia, Babies, Dark Comedy, Trans Male Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider's Bad Parenting, Bro is trying his best but his best is abysmal

Other: 1.386 Words / 1/1 Chapters

Summary:

The baby you brought home from the record shop ain't quite what you expected. You roll with it.

My Additional Notes: OMG, that diaper change scene was too real. Can relate so hard. Everything was really funny ngl, his little thoughts sounded like a real airheaded fratbro to me which 100%% love that for him too bad hes cursed AF

#rated m #the-meat-machine #problemsloth #goddamn babies #beta dirk strider #dave strider #beta dave strider #ficrec #finished

flash by problemsloth/@the-meat-machine [M]

Tags: Pre-Canon, Character Study, Abuse, Young Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Other: 2.310 Words / 1/1 Chapters

Summary:

Houston, 1982: A boy practices flashstepping in his room.

My Additional Notes: backstory! young bro is a delight (horrible)

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how to fuck up a Mad Snacks Yo speedrun so bad you almost die for real by problemsloth / @the-meat-machine [T]

Relationship: Dave Strider/Dirk Strider, Bro Strider/Dirk Strider

Tags: Ectobiological Incest (Homestuck), God Tier Powers (Homestuck), Suicidal Ideation, Strider Manpain, Stridercest Week 2024

Other: 1.304 Words / 1/1 Chapters

Summary:

Here's where you went wrong: you thought your other self was too big of a pussy to ever say it.

My Additional Notes: This fic is both funny and also very genuine? The shower-entering was so well written.

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gonzo by problemsloth/@the-meat-machine [E]

Summary:

Houston, late 1980s: A boy makes some interesting discoveries about his sexuality.

My Additional Notes: going into this fic i was real "this better not awaken anything in me" and (phew) but it was so well written making it seem so normal, i was getting worried