Session 12.3: August 12, 2013 (TNG 07x21 “Firstborn”)
MB: And that's how little Jake had his neck broken by a Klingon.
MB: This is what happens when you let your kids wear unitards, Worf.
MB: "WELL YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD"
MB: Man, they sure are cranking out the whiny son plots
MB: Next week on TNG: Spot's kitten won't stop peeing on Data's bed.
MB: ARMIN SHIMERMAN, WOO
MB: Oh yeah, watching my dad LARP would totally make me want to join his culture
MB: "Your brother sent me here to protect you. Even though you had no plans to be here more than 12 hours ago."
MB: "You miss your mother a great deal, don't you. WELL FUCKING GET OVER IT, you're a Klingon, not some whiny Betazoid. Get a pain stick and jab yourself every time you start sniveling."
MB: "Big talk, small tits."
MB: "What kind of holodeck program? Not one designed to murder you... HAH HAH HAH hah hah hah hah hehhhhhh... heh."
MB: Take a drink every time they say the sisters' names and you will be one alcohol-poisoned nerd
MB: Seriously how did we end up with these episodes back to back
MB: Gee, this white-Bronco-speed pursuit of the Duras sisters sure is riveting
MB: I like that Worf is just carrying around a velvet-wrapped almost-assassination weapon
MB: Ahaha I think Worf just told them to go to hell in Klingon
MB: Or you could do a genetic test to verify the story. Also, bringing a knife with a marking from the future is kind of a stupid.
WG: lursa and b'etor should be the replacement hosts on The View.
