#problamsolver

ah ,  y’ know  -  before you showed up ,  everything was fuckin’ great.    then you came along  -  wi’ch fancy train and y’ fancy people ,  tryin’a make this place int’ somethin’ that it’s never gonna be !     AND WHEN WE TRIED T’ BE REASONABLE ,  you thought it’d be a good idea t’ stir up the pot.    OVER ,  AND OVER ,  AND OVER.    all because you thought there was a hope for your future ?   there’s no hope f’ you !    NO FUTURE !    f’ any of you.

Infiltrating the twins’ inner circle had been a goddamn feat on its own. Being sent this way and that, fucking up as much as they could to get their foot in the door.

Now came the hard part: pretending like they belonged.

They’d done everything possible to make themselves invisible. New clothes, new hairstyle, a mask covering their more prominent scars. It seemed to be working. Thank whatever power had decided Lou wouldn’t instantly recognize and shoot them on the spot, ‘cause this must be the work of some higher force.

But they had to maintain that cover. Which meant interacting. Which mean acting. Not exactly their fucking specialty.

When they caught Lou’s eye, they nodded as casually as they could.

“...Hey.” Thankfully, they’ve never had to chat with the twins before. Their voice wouldn’t give them away.

they call me a menace.    they say that i’m cursed.   but somethin’ about me is makin’ ‘em jealous so listen ‘n’ learn.    i herd ‘em like cattle ,  ‘cause i’m surrounded by cowards ,  and i don’t give a fuck when i walk into battle and that’s why i got all the power.    i’m where you wanna be ,  ain’t no one ahead of me.   all of my enemies made a decision ,  it’s better to follow me.   i make no apologies ,  all of my sins i would repeat and i repeat ‘cause i’m’a be me ‘til the death of me.    i can smell your fear ,  the only reason that i’m here is to wreak havoc. 

we were just kids when the bombs dropped.   and the world went t’ shit.   they said it was supposed t’ be the end . . . of everything.   but f’ us ?    it was just the beginning.   survivin’ ?   nah.   we were better than that.   this new world had a lot t’ give ,  and we took it all.   that’s how we came out on top.   that’s how we got here.   THAT’S HOW WE FOUND YOU.   the only currency left in this world is power.    we’re gunna take everything from you.   starting with your home.   and if we can’t take it ?    we’ll break it.

cross your heart and hope to die ,  or do you pray you’ll make it out alive ?  you don’t have time for wastin’ time ,  this is the motherfuckin’ poltergeist, i.   come for me ,  you ain’t the kind.   come for me ,  you ain’t the type.    it should come as no surprise ,  comin’ for me  -  you won’t survive.   NEWS JUST IN.   the chance of survivin’ is ,  um ,  slim as fuck ;  zero to none.   killin’ this from my begun ,  winnin’ streak  -  i’m on a run.

𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛  𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍  :  “ 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜  𝚝’  𝚐𝚘,  𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝  𝚝’  𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛  𝚞𝚙. ”

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐒  𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒  𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐄-𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐃  𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓,  frustration raw upon creased features.   in some ways, her sister’s words never get old, and in other ways they most definitely do.   she’s effectively fighting a war on her own here.   “ lou, ”   mickey pleads.   “ this ain’t a fuckin’ joke, okay ?   I understand you wanna enjoy y’self, hell, d’ you not think I wanna ?  but we can’t let our guard down.   unless you don’t care about the rabbits ? ”   

a challenge, mickey knows better than anyone that lou cannot resist confrontation  -  and perhaps it’s a manipulative and potentially dangerous  𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚍  𝚘𝚏  𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚑𝚎𝚛  𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛’𝚜  𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗  but it seems to work by the way their eyes meet.   “ once we solve the problem we can do whatever we want.  we’re gonna own this stink’uv’a county, jus’ like everything else we own.  but I need you on this. ”

icb this. this is my new fav thing. THE STUPIDEST HATS ICONIC.