feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ who am i speaking to ? ”
“ look, don’t call back, okay ? ”
“ what are you supposed to be ? ”
“ half for you, half for me. ”
“ easy for you to say, nothing stops you. ”
“ would you think i’m pretty then ? ”
“ you still freaky as hell. ”
“ you can take my spot. ”
“ now is not the time for distraction ! ”
“ i will not be silenced. ”
“ you and met getting together, it’s destiny. ”
“ i got your stupid notes ! ”
“ i see you for who you really are. ”
“ thanks for proving my point. ”
“ the gay is always silent, unless he doesn’t want it to be. ”
“ your judgement is clearly better than mine. ”
“ i didn’t mean to creep you out. ”
“ don’t you dare try stuffing me in one of your boxes. ”
“ satisfaction guaranteed, especially yours. ”
“ i hate parties, always full of people. ”
“ and they say romance is dead. ”
“ he must’ve erased the messages to make me seem crazy. ”
“ don’t put so much pressure on yourself. ”
“ i’m not seeing ghosts anymore. ”
“ i promise you can trust me. ”
“ i don’t trust anyone. ”
“ you are distracting as hell. ”
“ the only thing we know is that you have no idea what’s under my mask. ”
“ aren’t you curious about who i’m going to kill ? or do you only care about yourself ? ”
“ i’m gonna make you care. ”
“ i’m gonna find the seams, stick my knife in and cut through your bone and meat until it scrapes against what matters most. ”
“ better hurry, or there’s gonna be blood on your hands … and mine. ”
“ please tell me you didn’t bring me here just so we can watch other people make out. ”
“ pick a dude, any dude and ask him to dance. ”
“ i saw you walk in, i couldn’t take my eyes off you. ”
“ i’m right beside you. ”
“ i brought a real knife with me this time. ”
“ let them be the judge of that when they see who you really are, on the inside. if you don’t you’ll be seeing the insides of someone else … or maybe your own. ”
“ somebody’s threatening to kill one of y’all. ”
“ it could be a sick prank. ”
“ it’s gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. ”
“ it’s so different than the movies. ”
“ we gotta bounce, the cops are gonna be here any minute. ”
“ we’re in a horror movie. ”
“ i didn’t know that horror had a playbook. ”
“ we’re not the type of characters to make it to the end. ”
“ you have “final girl” potential. ”
“ you’re looking for some company. ”
“ get out the house, sis. ”
“ do you like scary movies ? ”
“ everyone in them is stupid as hell. ”
“ see ? you’re good at games. ”
“ too bad we’re not playing twenty questions. ”
“ we ain’t playing, period. ”
“ i’m not here to scare you, i’m here to kill you. ”
“ you look alone to me. ”
“ the killer was wearing a mask, like, a halloween costume. ”
“ conflict isn’t your strong suit. ”
“ in horror movies, the cops are totally useless. ”
“ i think you’re still in shock. ”
“ it was an accident, not some mystery for you to solve, okay ? ”
“ we’re not stealing, okay ? we’re borrowing. ”
“ you know, even luke skywalker dipped his toe into the dark side once. ”
“ the problem’s all in your head. ”
“ i’m not trying to hurt you. ”
“ i would destroy that kid. ”
“ wait, have you been following me ? ”
“ you and me, we’re gonna have a little chat. ”
“ i wanna know why you tried to kill me last night. ”
“ do you really expect us to believe that ? ”
“ i’m not a lying bitch like you. ”
“ slash is now in session, and it’s time for one of you to die. ”
“ why the hell are you whispering ? ”
“ when the killer’s in your midst the last thing you wanna do is head off by yourself. that’s almost as stupid as saying ‘i’ll be right back.’ ”
“ i got mace, and i’m doing whatever it takes to survive. ”
“ i’m not actually gonna die, right ? because my parents will kill me. ”
“ smith and wesson got my back. ”
“ ghostface must’ve locked it. ”
“ this is my worst nightmare. ”
“ i’m’a do you a solid and pretend this isn’t suspicious as hell. ”
“ storage closets are a classic horror hiding place. ”
“ the killer always comes back. ”
“ you smell like skittles and smoke, it’s intoxicating. ”
“ why don’t you taste the raindbow ? ”
“ and stay down, bitch ! ”
“ don’t tell me you’re getting cold feet. ”
“ you’re not my type anyway. ”
“ it’s becoming pretty obvious that death is a real possibility. ”
“ it’s what i do, i go sticking my nose in places it doesn’t belong. ”
“ that’s the thing about the truth and family, they can be a real bitch. ”
“ you scared the crap out of me. ”
“ ain’t no body left to find. ”
“ if i told you now it would spoil the big twist. ”
“ where’s the fun in that ? ”
“ look at you showing some spine. ”
“ in my personal experience, the only person people look out for is themselves. ”
“ that’s exactly what a stalker would say. ”
“ you barely even know me. ”
“ if any of y’all spill anything on my seat, i’ll kill you myself. ”
“ i ain’t afraid to use it. ”
“ those are just glorified extras. ”
“ i’m not afraid of you. ”
“ is this some kind of sick joke ? ”
“ i’m just getting started. ”
“ did you run all the way here ? ”
“ i think it’s someone who’s been hiding in plain sight, right under our noses. ”
“ i promise i won’t sell you out. ”
“ you’re never gonna survive this thing by looking out for me. ”
“ you need to worry about yourself. ”
“ i’d feel a lot safer if i was with someone i trusted. ”
“ i just got out of the shower. ”
“ you’re watching horror movies at a time like this ? ”
“ i’m just as lost and terrified as you are. ”
“ but then ghostface showed up and suddenly what people thought of me wasn’t so scary anymore. ”
“ are you laughing at me ? ”
“ i hope you’re this weird in bed. ”
“ i can’t let you do that. ”
“ nobody wants to show you their dark side. ”
“ i thought you was gonna kill me. ”
“ it’s damn dark out there. ”
“ i’m telling you we’re in serious trouble here. ”
“ you’re stuck with me now. ”
“ you can’t say anything to the police. ”
“ this is all my fault. ”
“ why you acting like a sad little bitch, man ? ”
“ perception is reality. ”
“ i’ve never seen anything like it. ”
“ it’s time for me to deal with what’s real. ”
“ i’m not so sure you can handle the things i’m getting into. ”
“ admittedly, i didn’t take it too well. maybe i acted out. ”
“ i just went crazy for one second. ”
“ you must be out of your mind. ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on your face. ”
“ yeah, i’ve been looking at you. ”
“ why you still looking at me like that ? ”
“ i don’t gotta answer to you. ”
“ i wish it didn’t end like that. ”
“ you wanna get starbucks or something ? ”
“ friends are blind spots. ”
“ you let somebody get too close, you start to miss things. ”
“ drastic times calls for bitches to grow a pair. ”
“ you’ve taken some undeserved credit, i can’t have that. ”
“ you can’t change the past. ”
“ you don’t know who i truly am. ”
“ i’ve been lying to you for a while now. ”
“ i’m really messed up inside. ”
“ god, this is what having friends is like, isn’t it ? ”
“ i doubt that window was left open by accident. ”
“ guess this is who we really are, huh ? ”
“ ttyl dad, about to get attacked by a serial killer. ”
“ this is a gun, you idiot. ”
“ why are you doing this ? ”
“ why should michael myers get to have all the fun ? ”
“ i’m not just some actor behind a mask, this is who i really am, on the inside. ”
“ come on, that was a killer monologue ! ”
“ no wonder jason never runs after all those stupid counselors. this is friggin’ exhausting. ”
“ screw everybody else, this is about me and you. ”
“ if i’m your final girl, that means i survive, right ? ”
“ the killer’s the real hero of the story. ”
“ what ? forget your line ? don’t worry, this is the part where you scream. ”
“ everybody knows, the killer comes back for one last scare. ”
“ boom, final girl y’all. underestimate at your own risk. ”
“ what you doing answering your phone on the first ring ? ”