#probablynothumanish

@ssslimyboy @probablynothumanish

A mood

Current Writing

The Sides As MCYT: Virgil | Roman | Janus | Remus | Logan | Patton

Exactly what it says. It’s not so much a fic as it is a list of headcanons for the AU.

Probability | One shot

ANALOGICAL | Logan logically helps Virgil through an anxiety attack

Counseling | One shot

ROCEIT | Roman goes in for couple’s therapy, but his boyfriend doesn’t show up. Janus fills in so he doesn’t have to reschedule.

Old Writing From Past Blog

Finding the Write Words : AO3 | Completed

I couldn’t find the original chapters posted on here, but the whole thing is on AO3

LAMP/CALM | Whatever happens on your skin - writing, bruises, tattoos, cuts - appears on the skin of your soulmate. Virgil never liked the idea of soulmates in general. It seemed too easy, too good to be true. He had planned on ignoring his forever, but when he finds out he has not one but three, it gets a little bit harder to ignore.

Safety In Logic: 1 | 2 | Completed

PLATONIC ANALOGICAL | Logan takes Virgil out onto the roof to look at stars during anxiety attacks.

Kid Gloves | One shot

PRINXIETY | Virgil and Roman don’t work as soul mates, but they want to try.

Please Don’t Go | One shot

PINING ANXCEIT | When Virgil is accepted by the Light Sides, Deceit breaks down.

Fading | One shot

Virgil ducks out and gets stuck in the subconscious

The Witching Hour | One shot

PRINXIETY | Virgil is afraid the light sides won’t love him once they find out he used to be a dark side, Roman comforts him.

Drunken Confessions | One shot

PRINXIETY | Virgil confesses his love for his roommate, Roman.

Blanket Hog | Drabble

PRINXIETY | Roman hogs the blankets in his sleep.

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace | One shot

SLEEPXIETY | Virgil is in love with Remy, who is getting married to someone else.

Rejoicing Tears | One shot

ROCEIT | Janus and Roman don’t work as soulmates, but they want to try. 

Sleepy Boy | Drabble

PRINXIETY | Virgil comes home from work and Roman is already asleep.

Sing For Me | Drabble

ANALOGICAL | Virgil wants Logan to sing for him. 

Stealing a Kiss | Drabble

PRINXIETY | Virgil steals a kiss

Nightmare Before Christmas | One Shot

ANALOGICAL | Logan knows just what Virgil wants for Christmas.

My Hero | One Shot

Dark Prince: by Probablynothumanish and hitwiththatfanart33

“A thrilling twist on Snow White. When a plot to kill Prince Virgil goes wrong, he’s sent crashing through the woods, and into the arms of what seems to be a simple miner. From characters who aren’t all they seem, to dark magic, romance, and adventure, find out if and how our dark prince makes it through this.”

This is Dante (deceit) the evil King.

 Inspired by chapter 9. Seriously a good read! i love this fanfic!

Two images without the glitching:

Inspired by this post (I didn't want to hijack it and put it all in a reblog)

Taglist: @systemofthelostsouls

Roman needs couple's therapy - he can't miss it this time. He has had to cancel the last four appointments because his idiot of a boyfriend can't be bothered to show up. Can't be bothered to spend the time to work on their relationship.

Maybe he should have known a while ago that it wasn't going to work, but damn it, he wants it to work. He wants his happily ever after, even if there was a little bit of work involved. Besides, a prince is supposed to work for his true love, anyways. Right?

But he isn't going to miss the appointment this time. He is going to go into the appointment and get this thing going, and figure it out from there.

Roman goes to the therapist's office, and as he's waiting in the waiting room, there's one other boy there. Waiting alone, looking at his phone and sinking down into his faded yellow hoodie. Maybe he's a one-on-one patient. Roman doesn't know, doesn't really care.

"Roman Garcia and Cass Hardell?" the secretary calls with her clipboard in hand. Time to go in.

Roman stands up, and the secretary looks at him over her glasses for a second before understanding silently that Cass isn't there. She leads Roman back to the therapist's room, and he goes in and sits down.

"Good afternoon, Mr...." the therapist starts, looking at his client sheet.

"Garcia. Roman Garcia. Cass isn't here, is that..."

"Oh," the doctor pauses. "I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule if Mr Hardell isn't here. Couple's counseling requires both--"