#private replies

trickstersantana:

[PM] Ok perfect. So you know that movie is fucking terrible, because is a fucking Sandler movie and they all suck. So well, imagine you watch it, and then you make fun of how bad it is. And then a dear friend of yours tells you “hey you shouldn’t insult movies like that they are all difficult to make and so many people worked hard on it” and you are like “yeah RIGHT it still sucks dude is Adam Sandler”

[PM] And days later you discover he actually genuinely likes the movie, like, crying involved and all. And you are like “oh well, I guess that seeing it from his point of view I can understand a little of the appeal and why he like it”. But still you had make fun of that movie an awful lot and now it’s like

[PM] Akward

Yeah, I’m not a big Sandler fan. 

[The more Ryder reads, the more he gets confused, so he tries reading it over a few times before replying.] 

Uh, if someone cares that much about Click, they’ve got some problems. So, assuming that you’re talking about something else that you made fun of, just say that you’re sorry for making fun of it. You didn’t know they were serious about how much they liked it. 

Don’t worry, man. I can handle myself. Besides, you guys were in a heavy situation. I actually didn’t know if I was in Fiji anymore. I couldn’t see the beach from where I was floating. How are you feeling? That Merr was genuinely scary.

There was definitely something weird going on with that part of the ocean. Marley didn’t drown in the spot she was in, so there must have been air someplace. It took me a couple days but I’m feeling back to normal now, and my magic is back to normal too. Honestly, the whole thing just drained me. And scared the shit out of me, but you probably get that since you saw it go down. Just don’t like, tell anyone I said that. 

happilyeveranders:

[PM] You don’t have to worry about me, Ryder! Though… the worry? Very appreciated, my friend. I extend the same to you and will now be on the lookout if I feel something around you that’s a little blue. Do you like baby animal videos for a pick-me-up? :D

…What does this group entail? Why the secrecy? I’ve been thinking of standing in the front lines with Elliott and the LNSA’s protest at the forest entrance, actually.

Hey, I worry about most people, haha. I just don’t like people to be sad, you know? I LOVE BABY ANIMAL VIDEOS. Honestly, there are so many private posts on tumblr that you guys don’t see that are just baby animal videos. 

Ryder: Is there any way you could tell the forest that I'm sorry? I think I've got this whole thing wrong.

Marley: What do you mean? What happened?

Ryder: Nothing new happened, it's just that article that came out today

Ryder: I thought I was doing the right thing going off the path to protect the animals from the KN. But I think they got confused. I was the one who said there was a straw man, so they echoed what I was saying.

Just a brief note on what I usually do with asks:

We don't really give advice privately, but if you want to message us on anon or are happy for us to post your message, we'll answer it as best we can!