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@dalearmitage
my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls
The Council has gathered.
they watch
@copperbadge
They judge.
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A few weeks ago I wanted to do some sorta.. Interpretation? Of Bill in the Nightmare Realm, so yeah!! OwO

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One of the nicer shards. I almost hate to give it away… they’re rarely this large, well-formed, or clear. With a fragment this size, he should have been VERY different.
@cryptographic-catalyst - I know you said not to kill him, but he walked himself in there and I wasn’t about to stop him - OR let a fragment this large slip away from us. He could have ruined it entirely but I caught him in time to at least salvage this.
The eye was roaming over the beautiful crystal, drinking the sight in, as it was presented to Bill. THE NUTRITIONS WERE RIGHT IT SEEMS, BUT I WASN’T ABLE TO BRING HIM TO HIS FULL POTENTIAL. DREADFUL, YOU HAD TO SIDESTEP MY ORDERS.
The gaze snapped up and almost hit Adel like a mental whip, a reprimanding slap, as Bill’s body grew red and perceivably hot for a few seconds, before he stretched out his own hands, without another word, accepting it, to put it into the place where his ribbon sat, the pocket dimension opening up as always, to swallow up the fine energy and rearrange the pieces together.
WELL HARVESTED. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS THOROUGHLY LATER. UNTIL THEN TAKE OUR… VISITOR OUT OF YOUR DESIGNATED COMPARTMENT. THEY SHOULD DEFINITELY BE TO YOUR TASTE.
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Dipper and the Fantastic Beasts
Bouncey triangleÂ
Bill no. (+my failed attempt at trying to draw a comic that I abandoned…)
also instead of courtship dance they should sing disco girl
Ford: i was born with a strange anomaly Dipper: you mean your six fingers? Ford: no actually i was talking about Stanley
(via pippylongstalkings)

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cryptographic-catalyst:
ADDITIONALLY IT’S PERFECTED AND SERVES ITS PURPOSE MOSTLY EVEN BETTER THAN THE NATURAL THING.
ONE CAN’T OUTDO THE OTHER, BECAUSE BOTH HAVE THEIR BENEFITS. THEY ALSO BOTH HAVE THEIR INDISPUTABLE DETRIMENTS.
JUDGING THIS WITHOUT A CERTAIN OBJECTIVITY, MY DEAR, IS POSITIVELY IMPUDENT.
You’re arguing like it’s some kind of ‘natural process’ when this whole thing has been sculpted and stage managed by you from the beginning. He’s not a perfection of me, he’s a distortion of me, shaped by an intent I would never have without being distorted in the first place.
P.S. I don’t like being called an ‘end product’. I’m not some fucking crop, I’m a person, regardless of whatever you think you can make out of the bits you’re accumulating.Â
SEE, NOW THIS IS REALLY FUNNY, RIGHT HERE. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT MATTERS OF PERFECTION, DISTORTION AND SELF RIGHT THERE, IT CERTAINLY SOUNDS AWE INSPIRING AND OH SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS, IT ALMOST MAKES ME THROW DOWN.
NO REALLY. JUST PEACHY.
REMIND ME THOUGH, JUST FOR ONE SECOND... SAY, I - HYPOTHETICALLY - WOULDN'T EXIST... NOW, WHERE WOULD THAT LEAVE YOU? YOU'RE A PERSON BY CHOICE. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, IN THE WIDE MULTIVERSE, A DUSTBUNNY WOULD OUTMATCH YOUR PATHETICAL NONEXISTENCE.
IF YOU DARE TO THINK YOU ARE ANYTHING WITHOUT ME, YOU ARE DEADLY WRONG. YOU ARE ALIVE AND THINKING AND FEELING AND WANTING, BECAUSE I MADE YOU SO. YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT STAY DISCARDED FOREVER. PERSON, THING OR A SPECK OF DUST, YOU WILL NOT STRAY FROM MY PURPOSE, HOWEVER HIGH YOU VALUE YOUR SELF.
@dalearmitage
#notyourassassinbill
AT LEAST NOT IN YOUR DIMENSION, PIPSQUEAK. ONCE IN A WHILE, ONE OF YOUR MANY COUNTERPARTS DO SLIP… AND WHEN THEY DO, I’M ALWAYS AROUND TO TANGLE THEM UP A LITTLE TIGHTER.
A black rose is still artificial and dead, Bill.Â
ADDITIONALLY IT’S PERFECTED AND SERVES ITS PURPOSE MOSTLY EVEN BETTER THAN THE NATURAL THING.
ONE CAN’T OUTDO THE OTHER, BECAUSE BOTH HAVE THEIR BENEFITS. THEY ALSO BOTH HAVE THEIR INDISPUTABLE DETRIMENTS.
JUDGING THIS WITHOUT A CERTAIN OBJECTIVITY, MY DEAR, IS POSITIVELY IMPUDENT.