group 2: the horny🍄‍🟫

➛ Self-explanatory. These dateables are pent up from Roomie’s teasing. To a point, it’s actually concerning. Whether they’re cracking you or you cracking them, it doesn’t matter. Of course they’re not only interested in steamy makeout sessions, but are rather... hungry. The moment you step in their vicinity, you’re not leaving for a while.

Tina has been searching for a good pair for a long time. You’re 100% cooked when you finally meet her. Insults spew from her lips like a toxic ex. Yet. Her actions say otherwise: sultry eyes raking your form, while delicate arms wrap around your neck. You’re trapped, and she knows you love it. Now, go get Roomie!

Daisuke is a certified freak. He knows you well enough through Roomie. So, if he appears when you’re mouthing a spoon, gently pulling on the utensil, prying it away from your lips— before maintaining eye contact and slowly licking a stripe up the metal, just to vanish right after? Try not to get flustered. Or do. He loves your reaction either way.

Sophia was one of the few that weren’t fazed at the second pair of dateivators. If anything, she had plans. Already created multiple role play scenarios and costumes to go with them. There’s no need to worry, everything is taken care of. All you have to do is obey. Even if it means kneeling and peering at her so innocently. Be good for Mistress, hm?

★ Honorable Mentions include Bathsheba, Ben-Hwa, Cabrizzio, Connie, Dirk, Dishy (no comment), Drysdale, Friar, Harper, Hero Hime, Mac, Mitchell, Rebel, Reggie, Scandalabra, Stepford, Tony

group 3: the flirty🌹

➛ A combination of groups 1 and 2. Repressive yearning + horny is a deadly combo, which can leave your heart racing or your legs shaking. Pick your poison. They act the most “normal”, but don’t be fooled— they’re just as desperate for your attention. From the start, they’re quite honest with their feelings and intentions. Why bother hiding the truth?

Amir is showering you with compliments left, right, and center. Can you blame him? He just adores you so much! In his company, every part of your body is shamelessly lavished. Especially if he sees you smiling. It’ll never compare to the shooting stars in the sky.

Winnifred and her southern accent sends your heart racing. She knows it. Her other relationships know it. Combined with her storytelling, it’s easy to lose track of time. Oops! Well… since you’re already here, why not stay for another story? The woman chuckles, a satisfied glint in her eyes as you take a proper seat. You’re such a sweetheart, aren’t yea’?

Prissy, upon the first meeting, asks you to ‘flirtilize’ her— immediately catching you off guard. Despite turning into real plant already, she insists you help her maintain authenticity. Sometimes you water the plants, or utter words full of praise. You’re by her side everyday. When other dateables grumble or huff at her underhanded tactics, she simply sticks her tongue out, making sure to hold onto your arm with a smug smile.

★ Honorable Mentions include Abel, Airyn, Arma, Artt, Beau, Beverly, Cabrizzio, Curt & Rod, Daemon (ik he’s a glitch SHH), Dolly, Dunk, Fantina (assuming her behavior is corrected), Farya, Freddy, Gaia, The Hanks, Hoove, I.Ronaldini, Johnny Splash, Koa, Kopi, Kristof, Lady Memoria, Lucinda, Lux, Maggie, Mikey Transaction, Miranda, Monique, Nightmare, Parker, Phoenicia, Rainey, Rongomaiwhenua, The Sassy Chap, Sinclaire (if fixed), Stefan, Stella, Telly, Textbox-Chan, Vaughn Trapp, Volt, Wallance, Wyndolyn

Extras ! !

group 4: trash 🗑️ ➡️🔥

You honestly had a great day,

Miranda

Let’s start from the beginning. You woke up in a terrific mood, like nothing could get in your way. You walked down the stairs and headed straight into the kitchen, humming to yourself, you grabbed a piece of toast from the bread compartment and walked towards Miranda, “Ooo someone has a pep in their step eh?” She pointed out as she held the toast in her hands, warming up the bread as she smiled at you,

“Oh yeah, I was just excited to start the day, i suppose!” You said while flashing a grin, “Oh yeah? What are you going to do today, hm?” she said as she tilted her head, her cheeks slightly pink as her eyes crinkled from smiling, “Oh you know, maybe organize the attic, check up on everyone else,” You said as you shrugged as you leaned against the counter as you speak to her, “Sounds like a busy day,” she mumbled as she grabbed a butter knife, scooping some butter and sliding across the piece of toast, she then hands you the now perfectly toasted piece of toast, “Yknow, I could make your day better,” she stated matter of factly, “Oh yeah?” You said intriguingly as you bit into the toast,

“Just close your eyes, okay?” She said with a mischievous look on her face. in return, you nodded and closed your eyes. You honestly didn’t know what to expect, but a soft gentle kiss on the left infraorbital cheek wasn't what you expected, causing you to open your eyes to see Miranda pull away laughing.

“Oh my gosh, look at your face! You’re so red! Hahaha!” She said as she had her eyes closed, you felt your face heating up, you look at your reflection in the reflection of the fridge beside you, seeing a small smudge of red on your cheek, “Hehe… That… Caught me off guard,” you huffed out a laugh as you take another bite out of the toast as you reached to touch lipstick smudge on your left cheek, “i should kiss you more often, that color looks so good on you,” she said as she grabbed her guitar, tuning it as you continue to blush, “T-Thank you for the kiss Miranda… ill see you later…” you mumbled as you walked away, finishing the piece of toast as you walked, “Okay then, see you soon!” She said as she began to sing to herself as she strung her guitar.

…

Phoenicia

As you leave the kitchen, you decided to just go ahead and check up on Phoenicia. You take your phone out of your pocket and open it, meeting Phoenicia’s smiling face, “Good morning (Y/N)! Are you having a good morning so far?” She asked as she pulled you into a side hug, smelling the buttery toast from your breath, “Already ate?” She asked as she pulled away with a small smile. “Yeah, just decided to go basic and have a piece of toast,” you said with a casual smile as you placed your hands on your hip, “Honestly, you should’ve seen this viral açai yogurt bowl, it had basically everything on it,” she gushed as she tries to find the video, she eventually pulls it up and shows you the supposed viral yogurt bowl,

“That does look good…” you muttered, “Mhm, you should definitely try and make it sometime,” she said as she closed the tab, “You should save me a bite,” she said with a small smile. “For you, Phoenicia, I would make any viral food trend for you to try,” you said causally as you placed your hands in your pockets, seeing Phoenicia’s face glow with happiness, “Ooo! You are too cute!” she said as she kissed the right zygomatic cheek area, leaving a darker purple smudge, way darker than her usual lipstick. She pulled away with a big smile on her face,

Until she suddenly gasped in shock. “I almost forgot to tell you the latest gossip!” She said as she placed her hand on her own cheek as her other hand opened more tabs to find some drama to unfold, but you were still distracted from the kiss, “Two kisses in one day? Damn… i must be looking good or something…” you thought as you smiled at the feeling of lipstick on your face as Phoenicia snaps you out of it, telling you about the latest drama.

…

Rainey

After your talk with Phoenicia, you decided to do some cleaning around the house, so you got a rag from the laundry room and put it under some water, squeezing the access water, as you did, you noticed the kiss marks on your face, “Hm I should wash this off later…” you muttered as your wet hand smudges Phoenicia’s lipstick stain, staring down at your now stained fingers, you shrug “Eh I’ll wash this off later,” you thought as you walk in the dining room, “Maybe I should put on some music?” You thought once again with a smile as you placed the wet rag on the table, bending down to choose a record until you hear Rainey’s voice “(Y/N)! Oh, i haven't seen you in days! How you been sugar?” She asked as she looked down at you as you picked out a record, “Well, i thought while i clean i should put a little music on,” you said as you placed the record in the record player,

“A little pep in your step, huh? Always a pleasure!” she says as she interlocked her hands beside her face. The music began to play, “Ah! One of my favorites!” She exclaimed as she began to dance. You chuckled as you joined her. She smiled as you danced along beside her. She took your hands and spun you with her as your hands were interlocked. “You dance so well, Baby!” She said as you spun her, “I’ve learned from the best after all!” You said as you smiled as you danced. Rainey pulled you in as the song was coming to an end. She chuckled as she leaned in and placed a kiss on the tip of your nose, leaving a small ruby-red-coloured smudge on your nose. You become flustered once again, already feeling your face become warmer. The kiss was quick but gentle. “Alright sugar, I’ll let you get back to cleaning! I’m just gonna keep on dancing!” She said as she rocked her hips from side to side, you smiled as you grabbed the wet rag and left the dining room as the next song began to play.

…

Keyes

You walked into the next room over, and you saw Keyes in her seat, her fingers tracing the keys on the piano. You slowly sat beside her, causing her to be slightly startled, “Oh… Hello Maestro, doing some cleaning, i assume?” She said as she noticed the rag in your hand, “Yeah, to get rid of some dirt and dust… Would you like me to wipe off the dust?” You said as you lift the soggy rag, “Go ahead maestro, just be careful…” she muttered as she moved along the keys, going along with Rainey’s music playing, you got up from the seat as you wipe away the dust, nodding your head as you listened calmly to Keyes piano play,

You let her focus on her playing as you clean up the grand piano, she looked so pretty as the light hit her as she concentrated on the piano. “You know… you’re so talented, Keyes…” You said as you left the room to go fetch a dry rag to dry off the droplets of water. “Thank you, maestro, you have good taste in my playing,” she said slightly loud with a gentle smile on her face as you returned to the room with a dry rag and dry the top of the piano, “Well, I must since I can’t be away from your playing,” you said as you sat back down beside Keyes, her fingers danced across the keys as she had a small smile on her face, after she finished she turned her face towards you, she had a gentle look on her face, “You are to kind maestro… im going to continue practicing, don't let me continue to distract you,” she said as she scooted closer to you and leaves a small kiss on the right of side your temple, “Now, run along maestro,” she said as she turned back to the piano and continued to play, you nodded and get up from your seat, leaving Keyes to enjoy her music.

…

Fantina

You went upstairs and began cleaning around the second floor (or first floor, whatever you wanna to call it), cleaning up all the dirty clothes on the floor, cleaning the windows, cleaning out the junk drawer, etc. After about an hour of cleaning, you began to feel hot as you wipe your forehead, removing small bits of sweat, you sighed as you walk into the small gym area, already hearing Fantina’s gasp,

“OH. MY. GOSH! It’s you! I haven’t seen you in forever!” She squealed as she saw you coming towards her, feeling the coldness radiating from her. You sighed in relief from the sudden coldness, “It’s nice to see you to Fantina, how have you been?” You said as you enjoyed the coolness from her fan, “I’m so glad you asked! I’ve been so lonesome since you haven't been here lately… I miss you sometimes, you know,” she said with a saddened tone as she crossed her arms with her mouth in a straight line. “I’m sorry, Fantina, truly, I try to remember to see you but I sometimes forget, which isn't an excuse,” you said as you raised your hands in defence, Fantina smiled, causing her eyes to crinkle as she pulled you into a hug, squeezing you in a tight embrace, “You have no idea how much that mean to me!” She said as she laid her face on your chest, feeling her sniff deeply, “Are… you smelling me?” You asked as you looked down at her, “Sorry! You just smell so good right now,” she said as she chuckled and kissed you on your left mandibular, causing you to blink as she left a small kiss, “I should get back to cleaning Fantina,” you said as you patted her shoulder, “Aw… Okay… Please come back soon,” she begged as you walked off, “I promise Fantina, ill be back soon,” you said as you closed the door with a smile.

…

Prissy

As you left, you noticed the time and decided to grab yourself some dinner from downstairs. You were in the kitchen and grabbed some of your (Fav meal) and decided to also grab a cup of water. You finish your snack and just take up the glass of water with you upstairs while cleaning up the attic. You walked back upstairs and opened the attic door. Meeting Prissy’s face as you opened the door, he smiled was wide, and her eyes were crinkled due to her smile.

“Well hello Prissy, what’s with the look on your face, if you mind me asking?” You asked as you held the cup to your chest, “Noticed anything different?” She asked as she did a little spin, her leafs slightly bouncing each spin she did, “Uh… You’re shinier?” You said like it was a question, she stopped spinning and sighed, “Aw man… Nothing’s different?” She said as she slightly pouts, her arms crossed as she looked down at the dirty wooden floor, “It’s alright prissy, maybe something will change and if nothing doesn't, that’s okay too,” you said with a smile as you hand her your cup of water, she takes it with a smile and takes a sip from the glass cup, her lipstick leaving a small print on the edge of the glass, “I know… I just would LIKE to be a real plant you know? Enjoy some soil, be watered every day, like an actual plant…” she said as she looked into the glass, smiling to herself,

You place your hand on her shoulder with a genuine look on your face, “How about we do a routine? I’ll bring you a glass of water and we can just… talk more,” you said as you tilted your head, “That sounds nice, I like that!” She said with that happy smile once more. She began to talk your ear off as you cleaned up around the attic. She eventually finished all the water in the glass cup, and you finished cleaning up as well. After you finished getting cobwebs from the cracks, you stood up, cracking your back as you felt a warm embrace behind you. “Thanks for talking with me today, I really appreciate it,” she said with her eyes closed with her head tilted. “Your welcome Prissy,” you said as you turned around, facing her relaxed and tired face, she smiled while meeting your eyes and leaned in and kisses your forehead, she lets go as she yawned, “i think it’s time for me to get some rest… See you tomorrow?” She asked with her cheeks flushed, “Of course, sleep well Prissy,” you said as you slowly walked away, to finally get cozy and rest up like Prissy.

…

Sophia

You arrived in your room, the feeling of no more chores left to do in the house was lifted from your back. You let out a content sigh as you walked towards your closet, opening the sliding doors, revealing some neatly folded and prepared on the shelves. You threw on the PJ’s and walked up to the bed, slowly sinking into it. That’s until you felt something hard in your back pocket of your PJ pants, you reach behind yourself and dug into the pocket, finding 25 cents,

“Oh, I should probably give this to Sophia…” You thought to yourself as you held the coin between your thumb and pointer finger, you got back out of the bed, walked out of your room towards the attic door, you open it noticing Sophia smiling mischievously as she made eye contact with you, “Hello wretch… it’s been awhile hasn’t it?,” she said as she takes your cheek, “Yes mistress… it has… I have something to give you…” you said as you blush, you placed your hand on top of hers, “It better be good wretch…” she said in her seductive voice, you pulled out the coin and raised it to her face, “I found some pocket change I wanted to save, since you keep everything safe mistress…” you said with pink cheeks, “Mhm… very good my wretch…” she spoke as she takes the coin, “Monique would be thrilled to see you saving…” she said as she squeezes your cheek, “You look so tired little wretch… shouldn’t you go to sleep? Hm?” She hummed as she stared into your eyes, “I just wanted to give you the coin my mistress…” you said as you smiled, feeling her warm hands on your face. “Very good wretch… now goodnight,” she said as she leaned in, giving you a kiss on the lips, leaving a faint print of black lipstick on your lips, cause you to blush and leave the attic with a stupid smile on your face. …

Barry Styles

It was the next day, and you completely forget to remove all the lipstick stains off your face. Your pillow was covered in different shades of lipstick. It was like someone ate an entire bag of skittles and threw up all over it, your eyes widened from the stains hoping they could come out, but for now you just walk to the bathroom to see your face, but before you even see Amir, Barry see’s you first, his mouth was agape from the colors on your face, you couldn't tell what his reaction was, it was like of wanting to laugh but also being in shock, “(Y/N), Those Color's look so good on you, but you’re going to get pimples if you don't remove those!” He exclaimed as he grabs your face, examining the different lip shades on you, but as Barry spoke you slowly zoned out on what he was saying, not because he was right in your face, but you just woke up and you needed a moment to think,

But honestly, what could you say? You're just that kissable. 💋

Masterlist

Masterlist 2 ⬅️

Rules

You didn't mean it, you didn't mean to upset either of them. It was just an accident. You meant nothing… You didn't mean to ruin Stefan's cake, you didn't! You didn't mean to hurt Stella's feelings… but you thought it was right to stop her from the pyramid scheme. Maybe it wouldn't hurt as much if Reggie hadn't shown up, hadn't said you were a future heart breaker. Said you would never find true love, hell even friendship.

A shaky breath leaves your throat as you reach for your glasses. You couldn't handle it anymore, why you listen to that tinfoil guy? Why'd you ever put these stupid glasses on!? Before you could continue to degrade yourself in thought, a pair of slender hands gently cupped your cheek, one reaching up to push the glasses back up

" Hey, hey… Don't let him get you down, " a voice you know well, Skylar, gently lifting your head to meet her eyes. " You're trying your best, and we can fix this, okay? "

" Come on, let's get him off your mind! I know a few girls who can help, but first go meet up with Betty! " she finished, before walking off towards the kitchen

As you head up stairs you nearly trip, a cruel laugh heard and you can only assume by who, but before you could speak a hand grabs you.

" Reader! I think I found a new way to make me a real plant! " Prissy happily exclaims dragging you towards your bedroom and towards Betty " I don't need flirtilizer or vinegar, I just need to believe real hard! "

" oh.. that's great Prissy " you smile, sitting down and feeling Betty hug you from behind. It was warm, though that was probably because she was your bed. You slowly settle down, Betty gently hugging you as Prissy sat on your side droning on about being a real plant. It only takes a few moments before Skylar appears again, a bowl of popcorn in her hands and Gaia at her side with a few notebooks, before you could question what was going on Skylar spoke

" It's a girls night, we got snacks and Gaia came up with a guessing game! " on cue Gaia grinned holding up the notebooks

" You're gonna try and guess the landmark I'm thinking of just by three clues! " and with that statement she flopped on the bed next to you as Sklyar sat the bowl on your bedside drawer. This was going to be a long night of guessing, but at least you know that those for would be by your side even in the worst times.

p.s!!! Requests are open but a little slow

-> Masterlist

. . . not all roommates are good roommates. you’ve had your fair share of bad ones; roommates that would leave dishes in the sink for weeks, ones that would leave their crap all over the place, and even a few that would forget to close the door when they used the bathroom. you’ve never had a roommate quite like prissy, however. she’s more than a good roommate. she’s a great one.

you didn’t realize it until today, though, after coming home from a stressful shift at work. the green haired woman greets you with a smile, only to frown once she notices how tired you are.

“rough day?” she asks, tilting her head as she walks over. her walk is smooth and full of personality, not unlike prissy herself.

“yeah,” you breathe out with a nod. “it’s just… so much, all the time. people can be—”

“terrible. i know,” she finishes your sentence for you, shaking her head at the thought, “but you’re home now. let’s leave those people behind out there.” she waves her hand to the front door before smiling at you again. “you know what we should do?”

her smile is as radiant as the sunshine she adores. it’s infectious, to the point of your own lips curling into a small grin. “what?”

“we should have a movie night!” prissy exclaims, “we can make popcorn, we can set up the living room— we can even watch your favorite! c’mon, c’mon!” she’s quick to corral you into the kitchen, humming softly as she searches for microwavable popcorn. as soon as she finds a small pack of popcorn, she waves it in the air for you to see like a prize, grinning from ear to ear. you finally set down your bags, watching as she starts the microwave and looks for a nice bowl to put it in.

soon enough, the smell of fresh popcorn fills your home. she opens the popcorn package up a little more, creating a sizable opening and pouring it all into a bowl before speaking again. “i know you have work again tomorrow, but hopefully watching a movie the night before helps. remember: we are tired but not defeated.” ah, her favorite saying. a useful one, though.

“i’m definitely tired,” you chuckle in response, walking over to her, “i might fall asleep halfway through the movie.”

she gasps, perking up. her eyes dart to yours as she exclaims, “that’s why we need blankets and pillows! i’ll set up the couch and the movie if you don’t mind getting those. i promise i won’t eat any popcorn without you!”

you laugh, but end up nodding, “sure.”

it’s not a hard or long search for pillows and blankets. really, the toughest part was carrying everything you wanted without dropping anything. when you get back to the living room, you plop everything down on the nearest surface. your gaze drifts over to the tv screen, already set up, and then to prissy, who’s sitting on the couch with one hand already reaching for the popcorn. when caught, she giggles softly, slightly embarrassed.

“sorry! it just smelled so good,” prissy says, her hand pausing right above the bowl, “here, you can have the first handful.”

you shake your head. “you’re fine, dig in.” you lay the blanket on your ottoman table for a moment, freeing up your hands so that you could set up the pillows. you plop down on the couch afterwards, reaching for the blanket again and draping it across your legs. you sigh softly, relaxing as the star of your favorite movie glances back at you from the movie’s paused title screen.

prissy grins, starting the movie. “hey. it’ll be okay,” she says, softly.

you turn your head, your gaze meeting hers, and offer a small smile. “i know. i’m tired… but not defeated.”

“there you go!” she replies, gently squeezing your shoulder in encouragement.

yeah, prissy’s great. not just a great roommate— she’s a great friend.

while i did first think of prissy because of the green, i do think she would be perfect for you!

she'd love hearing random facts about anything and everything from you, and she might even respond with some random facts of her own! that way, you both have a steady conversation rolling while keeping each other engaged. she'd also love hearing that you speak a bit of french, and may ask you to say certain words in french out of curiosity.

painting with prissy would be such a nice, relaxing activity to do together. although, she might want to be the one being painted, who wouldn't want to paint those beautiful leafs? she may not be helpful in the kitchen, but she'll do her best to make the ordeal easier for you, like prepping the ingredients and putting them in the correct measurements.

you might find her staring at the crystals in your braids, and if she has the courage, she'll ask you to try to put some in her hair! she thinks it's awesome that you're so connected to the earth, and that you show it in such a beautiful way.

random side quests are right up her alley, her dialogue in the game proving this point lolol, she's up for doing anything and everything, as long as it's with you!

— 𓈒 ❤︎︎ ࣪ ˖

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