#princessnotfound

Did you all enjoy truth or dare ? For a party game , it was surprisingly tame . Some of you stepped up more than others — a nice change of pace . I’m almost sad I couldn’t stick around through the end of it . Almost . Sources tell me it didn’t get wilder , so I doubt we missed much .

Ah , but the real kicker happened after everyone left , didn’t it ? I hear Sweetheart got in trouble on their way home . Big trouble . The kind that ends in a trip to the hospital .

As a courtesy , I’ll keep most details under wraps . Do send well-wishes his way though . He’ll need them . The road to recovery is a bumpy one , after all , when bones aren’t the only things broken .

Besides , the food in that branch is awful , isn’t it ? Last I checked , only the pudding was edible . Best of luck , George .

With that out of the way , it’s time I addressed the elephant in the room . To the anons who reported this incident to me with the excitement of schoolgirls . . . Do you honestly expect gratitude ? I realise a lack of clarity on my part may have contributed to this , so let me spell it out for you .

Whether you participated or stood idly by doesn’t matter . You don’t have my support . I will not be posting the videos , nor will I share the photos . Keep this up and you won’t have anyone’s support ; I’ll make sure of it .

Explicit violence in this case is pathetic , anyway . If you hope it will make any reasonable difference , you’re sorely mistaken .

A long and shitty day always led to a further depressed Nick. And a depressed Nick led to things everyone would want to avoid. So, what was its plan? Go find George and snuggle the hurt away.

The anon account had already brought the guy close to a rage fit. Already caused him to - once again - rip the arm off the poor panda plushie he had. That little guy was shoved into the backpack the man always carried around with him. So even as shitty shoes touched over pebbled pavement, he felt guilty.

George lived a decent way from where Nick's dorm was, and it tended to walk the route often. So much so, it claimed to be able to do it blindfolded. Which it wouldn't do. A few messages with said pretty man later and Nick was in an Uber to the other's place. Now, he hated having to be driven places, but with his issues, Nick didn't know how to drive. Thankfully the ride wasn't too long before it hopped out of the Uber and ran to the door.

Did anyone else catch a glimpse of the Damsel in Distress earlier ? With a face as bright as a tomato , they were definitely looking forward to the name they pulled . Didn’t think Technoblade , of all people , would have an admirer ! Then again , their taste is questionable at best — we shouldn’t expect anything less than absurdity . Who else would blush for xem ?

Oh ! And we can’t forget about the Little Lamb , can we ? Kissing a nameless nobody isn’t that big of a feat , but I must say I’m proud . Didn’t think she’d get that far if I’m being honest . Such a shame it was only for the game . What are the chances Nameless Nobody meant it ? ( Don’t answer that ; it’ll just break the poor Little Lamb’s heart , and I’d much rather see hive played like a fiddle . Better for business , so to speak . )

Sweetheart is making moves tonight , too . They pulled Dreamboat’s name ! Still can’t believe they approached him despite seemingly hating his guts . Are they secretly head over heels for the only other chess nerd on campus ? Tragic . Considering Dreamboat was “dating” the Queen of Hearts just a short while ago . . . Sorry Sweetheart . You may have finally found someone you can’t win over — or against .